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AARR wrote:I wish to escape

Granted.....You escape the Frying Pan!

....Although you end up in the fire





I wish for a dozen doughnuts

Michael wrote:I wish for a dozen doughnuts

Granted, but they're plain
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I wish for a vanilla frosted cream filled long-john donut

Oh the humanity!

AARR wrote:I wish for a vanilla frosted cream filled long-john donut

Granted. It is one of the leftovers from this photoshoot




I wish it was Taco Tuesday

Michael wrote:I wish it was Taco Tuesday

Granted, it's part of your fitness program


I wish to fit cheesecake into my fitness program

AARR wrote:I wish to fit cheesecake into my fitness program

Granted. But so does Mrs AARR and she doesn't like to share







I wish for more energy

Michael wrote:I wish for more energy

Granted, but Mrs. Michael is not in the mood


I wish to be a bee keeper

AARR wrote:I wish to be a bee keeper

Granted. But Mrs AARR is not in the mood


Women



I wish to get lost in the woods

Michael wrote:I wish to be a bee keeper. Granted. But Mrs AARR is not in the mood. Women

I wish to get lost in the woods

Granted, but you break some animal law and must do time for the crime


I wish Michael gets mercy

AARR wrote:I wish Michael gets mercy

Granted. But you get none


Thanks for taking the hit for me



I wish I wasn't the stupidest person on the planet

Michael wrote:I wish I wasn't the stupidest person on the planet

If I respond ~Z~ will banhammer me

I wish Mrs. AARR would think I'm handsome

AARR wrote:I wish Mrs. AARR would think I'm handsome

Granted! But she is still not in the mood





I wish to pass GO and collect $200

Michael wrote:I wish to pass GO and collect $200

Granted, but on the next move you go to jail


I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads

AARR wrote:I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads

Granted. But you don't understand why you can't put up a house on the railroad tracks




I wish to be more grateful

Michael wrote:I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads. Granted. But you don't understand why you can't put up a house on the railroad tracks

I wish to be more grateful

Granted, but there is one thing you can't quite be thankful for


I wish to be indifferent

AARR wrote:I wish to be indifferent

Not granted. But you are indifferent about it.




I wish to go biking with AARR

Michael wrote:I wish to go biking with AARR

Granted, but I get stuck and you offer to help


I wish my haters would stop hating on me

Totally worth it

AARR wrote:I wish my haters would stop hating on me

Granted. But now your lovers (Mrs AARR) start hating on you





I wish to eat ice cream till I get sick

Michael wrote:I wish to eat ice cream till I get sick

Granted, but you eat bad ice cream so it's not worth it


I wish to Mrs. AARR will respect my authority

AARR wrote:I wish to Mrs. AARR will respect my authority

Granted. But only when it comes to which episode of The Gilmore Girls you will be watching together


Mrs AARR was quoted as saying, "Do you want to start at Rory's graduation, or should we go back and watch Season 1 again?" as she humbly allowed her husband, AARR, to lead their family. "Whatever you think is best—I'll submit to your authority on this, even though it's not always easy."




I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that "ice cream" anymore

Michael wrote:I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that "ice cream" anymore

Granted, instead we'll admire the beauty if this lovely lady


I wish for stability