Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:24 pm

AARR wrote:I wish also for a power nap



Granted. But doing so while driving in heavy traffic was a bad idea :shock:
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I wish for a pet otter
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:03 am

Michael wrote:I wish for a pet otter

Granted, but your children's gold fish disappear :? .
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I wish for a pet badger
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:18 am

It's worth it :D

AARR wrote:I wish for a pet badger



Granted. But Honey Badger don't care
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I wish it was pay day
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:17 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:It's worth it :D

AARR wrote:I wish for a pet badger


Granted. But Honey Badger don't care

I wish it was pay day

Granted, now you can put the coffee filters back where they belong :lol:
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I wish Michael can buy TP now
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Jul 15, 2018 6:43 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael can buy TP now



Granted. Granted but PC police determine how much you can use a day :roll:



I wish people would smile at me :)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:54 am

Michael wrote:I wish people would smile at me :)

Granted, but now you feel nauseous and can't eat
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But then you don't need TP so that problem is solved :lol:

I wish to have X-Ray vision like Superman
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jul 16, 2018 5:49 am

:lol:

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Michael wrote:I wish to have X-Ray vision like Superman




Granted. But you also have Superman’s weakness

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I wish for a home away from home
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:01 am

Michael wrote:I wish for a home away from home

Granted, but you have uninvited guests (and it's not RRFan.com :lol: )
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I wish to have a house next door to Michael
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:13 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to have a house next door to Michael




Granted. But it turns out he is even more annoying in person :lol:
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I wish I had a house next door to AARR.....the railroad AND the man 8)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:38 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I had a house next door to AARR.....the railroad AND the man 8)

Granted, but it's also next to Jet Link's airport
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I wish to fish for the giant squid
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:45 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to fish for the giant squid



Granted. but all you catch is a cold and this little guy
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I wish to stick it to the man
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Jul 18, 2018 12:22 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to stick it to the man

Granted, and you have your own song...and Mrs. Michael says it's ok :lol:


I wish to wear the pants in my family
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:10 am

AARR wrote:I wish to wear the pants in my family



Granted. But when the time comes you wish you weren't wearing pants :lol:
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I wish for a burst of energy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:55 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a burst of energy

Granted, everything is fine until cake gets involved
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I wish for a Velociraptor toe claw
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:22 pm

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AARR wrote:I wish for a Velociraptor toe claw



Granted. But you are the victim of workplace discrimination because of it
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I wish represent AARR in his civil suit. Dinosaur lives matter
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Jul 20, 2018 6:07 am

Michael wrote:I wish represent AARR in his civil suit. Dinosaur lives matter

Granted, but the jury sees through my plan
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I wish a dinosaur was on Noah's ark
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:06 am

AARR wrote:I wish a dinosaur was on Noah's ark



Granted. But they still go extinct
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I wish to jog in the rain
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:15 am

Michael wrote:I wish to jog in the rain

Granted, but you step in a MI pothole and we never see you again.
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I wish Michael wears floaties while jogging in the rain
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:15 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael wears floaties while jogging in the rain



Granted. But it’s the one time he decides to join you :shock:
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Fortunately he has trouble keep up with you :lol:




I wish I bought a zoo
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:07 am

Michael wrote:I wish I bought a zoo

Granted, but you organize your animals differently than other zoos :lol:
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I wish I managed Michael's zoo
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