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That is my wife right in front

AARR wrote:I wish someone applauds when Michael speaks his mind

Granted. But it is your coworkers when I say that you are spending too much time railfanning and not enough time working Hows that for throwing you under the bus?



I wish I had more options

At east she's beautiful

With a friend like you and Pope Francis who needs enemies

Michael wrote:That is my wife right in front
I wish someone applauds when Michael speaks his mind. Granted. But it is your coworkers when I say that you are spending too much time railfanning and not enough time working Hows that for throwing you under the bus?

I wish I had more options

Granted, but now you can't make a decision


I wish to know which one of the Three Stooges Michael, SW and AARR are?

AARR wrote:I wish to know which one of the Three Stooges Michael, SW and AARR are?

Granted. But you find out the hard way that SW and I are both Moe





I wish people would stop complaining. I am so sick and tired of hearing people complain. They go on and on and on and it is SO annoying!

Michael wrote:I wish people would stop complaining. I am so sick and tired of hearing people complain. They go on and on and on and it is SO annoying!

Granted, instead everyone talks politics all the time


I also wish the complaining would stop. All the whining and grumbling is so annoying. Blah blah blah

AARR wrote:I also wish the complaining would stop. All the whining and grumbling is so annoying. Blah blah blah

Granted. It stops rather abruptly





I wish to bring out the best in people

Michael wrote:I wish to bring out the best in people

Granted, you volunteer to be the rope in the annual tug of war event between the police and Black Lives Matter


I wish pudding was relevant

AARR wrote:I wish pudding was relevant

Granted. Pudding is relevant.......

but you are not





I wish to do the Who's on First routine with AARR

Michael wrote:I wish to do the Who's on First routine with AARR

Granted, but I ask an irrelevant question when I start by asking, "Whose the designated hitter" which inspires you to create a new App that makes you billions of dollars.


I wish to know how Michael responds to my question?

AARR wrote:I wish to know how Michael responds to my question?

Granted. But when he responds with, “Yo Mama”, it turns into fisticuffs



I wish I can maintain my diet and excercise

One reason I learned martial arts is my father taught me there'd be people in my life who only understand a punch to the nose and he was right

Michael wrote:I wish to know how Michael responds to my question? Granted. But when he responds with, “Yo Mama”, it turns into fisticuffs

I wish I can maintain my diet and exercise

Granted you live with me for a month but afterwards you don't ever want to hear of me again


I wish for a nice vacation

I think we could make it 2 months right ?

AARR wrote:I wish for a nice vacation

Granted. A very nice vacation but you come home to a house fire because your model railroad layout overheats and your home insurance lapsed


Bro. You had a really nice house





I wish for a vacation of any kind

Michael wrote:I wish for a nice vacation. Granted. A very nice vacation but you come home to a house fire because your model railroad layout overheats and your home insurance lapsed. Bro. You had a really nice house .

I wish for a vacation of any kind

Granted, but while you're gone the Where am I thread is dormant so 1949 starts posting the school districts on all the pictures in the rest of the RRFan.com board so everyone stops visiting and Z has to close the page due to lack of interest.


I wish to earn some bonus points

AARR wrote:I wish to earn some bonus points

Granted. But they are later revoked when it is discovered you faked it





I wish for a good morning

Michael wrote:I wish for a good morning

Granted, but it only lasts a few minutes then you have to get out of bed


I wish for a good day

AARR wrote:I wish for a good day

Granted. But YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY SIR!



I wish to visit Yellowstone National Park

Michael wrote:I wish to visit Yellowstone National Park

Granted, but it's important to remember some rules...


I wish to make an adjustment

AARR wrote:I wish to make an adjustment

Granted. Prison will be a big adjustment.....but at least you have a friend





I wish for a pet Eagle

Michael wrote:I wish for a pet Eagle

Granted, but it becomes vain and loses its dignity


I wish for a new password

AARR wrote:I wish for a new password

Granted but you promptly forget it






I wish to be the IT guy at AARR's company

Michael wrote:I wish to be the IT guy at AARR's company

Granted, but we spend all our time at RRFan.com and are fired. However, we have the highest post counts .

I wish Michael, SW and I form our own version of the Three Amigos.