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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 12:44 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to see Michael and his kids dancing themselves to sleep
Granted,
But it puts you to sleeep
I wish it was Saturday in July
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 7:01 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish it was Saturday in July
Granted, but it's in Michigan so you know what happens in July...
I wish Michael would have come to Durand
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 7:01 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael would have come to Durand
Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out
He actually only had one beer
I wish to meet AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:35 am
by AARR
You and pat C would fit right in
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would have come to Durand. Granted. But he comes drunk and belligerent and promptly passes out. He actually only had one beer
I wish to meet AARR
Granted, and we both act like our kids
Our wives do not approve
I wish to do something meaningful
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:44 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to do something meaningful
Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant
I wish to be called Sir Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 7:42 am
by AARR
And that's why I'm Most Irrelevant
Michael wrote:I wish to do something meaningful. Granted. Very meaningful.......but irrelevant
I wish to be called Sir Michael
Granted, but you have to dress like this and come to Durand
I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 10:37 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael
But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny
It doesn't bother you though
I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 12:45 pm
by AARR
You are correct, it wouldn't
Michael wrote:I wish to dress funny and go to Durand with Michael. But you get there and realize that you are the only one who dressed funny. It doesn't bother you though
I wish I could still eat like I did when I was a teenager
Granted, but your parents put you back in your cage until you're 21.
You probably wish you could do this to your teenagers
I wish people laughed with me instead of at me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 4:08 pm
by Michael
Actually I love my teenagers
AARR wrote:I wish people laughed with me instead of at me
Granted. But we don't have a clue what we are laughing at
I wish to build an awesome tree house
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 9:18 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to build an awesome tree house
Granted, but you had to act immature to earn the money
But you're ok with that
I wish to live in a tiny house
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 9:10 am
by Michael
You got my number
AARR wrote:I wish to live in a tiny house
Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice
It's still bigger than my house
I wish to be known as Dr Michael
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 11:09 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to live in a tiny house. Granted. Very tiny....more of an out house really....but the view is nice. It's still bigger than my house
I wish to be known as Dr Michael
Granted, but Mrs. Michael still won't dress as a nurse.
I wish to get to the heart of the matter
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:40 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to get to the heart of the matter
Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah
I wish to fish
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 8:06 am
by AARR
Just shoot me
Michael wrote:I wish to get to the heart of the matter. Granted but only after weeks of watching Lifetime TV and getting in touch with your feelings on Oprah
I wish to fish
Granted, but I come along and it doesn't end well
But we have memories
I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 9:59 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat
Granted. But he does not heed your warning
I wish I was in Dixie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:32 am
by AARR
And to think JAWS was high-technology when it came out
Michael wrote:I wish to fish with Michael and have to tell him we need a bigger boat. Granted. But he does not heed your warning.
I wish I was in Dixie
Granted, but your youngest child asks,
I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:16 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie
Granted. JAWS 19
But it scares you to death
I wish to learn something new everyday
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 7:40 am
by AARR
I've survived 32 years of marriage to Mrs. AARR, nothing scares me anymore
Michael wrote:I wish for an updated version of the JAWS movie. Granted. JAWS 19. But it scares you to death.
I wish to learn something new everyday
Granted, but you forget something old everyday too
I wish for wisdom
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 5:13 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for wisdom
Granted.......Wisdom teeth
I wish it was happy hour
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:44 am
by AARR
Darn, I'm really dumb because I don't have those either
Michael wrote:I wish for wisdom. Granted.......Wisdom teeth
I wish it was happy hour
Granted, but while you are having yours your kids are having theirs
I wish for an extended happy hour