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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:20 am
by AARR
My purpose in life is to make everyone else look relevant 
Michael wrote:I wish to be charismatic. Granted. Very Charismatic! But you are still Irrelevant
I wish to go on one of AARR's morning jogs
Granted, but the wild animals are out when it's dark and it turns into a sprint for our lives
I wish for a delay
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:26 pm
by Michael
Sounds fun!
AARR wrote:I wish for a delay
Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!
I wish to shout from the rooftop
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:42 am
by AARR
My sons flight was delayed by 24 hours and then there was another 24 hour layover for a total of 48 hour delay 
Michael wrote:I wish for a delay. Granted. Your flight is delayed by a week!
I wish to shout from the rooftop
Granted, but afterwards your man side gets the better of you proving once again why...
I wish to jump from the roof top
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:50 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to jump from the roof top
Granted.
I wish to live to see my youngest married
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:36 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to live to see my youngest married
Granted, they go with the redneck theme.
I wish to work for NASA
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:28 am
by Michael
We prefer the term Appalachian American
AARR wrote:I wish to work for NASA
Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division
I wish for something amazing
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:02 am
by AARR
Coincidentally I have over 30 years in the janitorial business
Michael wrote:I wish to work for NASA. Granted. You finally get the gig with the North American Sanitation Administration. Janitors Without Borders Division
I wish for something amazing
Granted, you get a great picture inside a crocodiles mouth
I wish to join the air force
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:20 pm
by Michael
I know. I thought you might appreciate the NASA guy's comment 
AARR wrote:I wish to join the air force
Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh?
I wish to go Internet free for a week
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:56 am
by AARR
Ok by me, Eh
Michael wrote:I wish to join the air force. Granted. But it's the Canada's Air Force eh?
I wish to go Internet free for a week
Granted, but you miss the alert that you are on the FBI's number one most wanted criminal for being conservative
I wish to visit Michael in jail
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:52 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to visit Michael in jail
Granted. And he appreciates the gesture but you get arrested as well.
Guilty by association
I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:27 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and Michael start a jail house ministry
Granted, but you start saying things that scare me
I wish for less politics
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:37 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
I wish for less politics
Granted. But now there is more religion.......Secular Humanism that is
I wish for more whistleblowers
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:51 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for more whistleblowers
Granted, but they will make you want to quit
I wish for more humor
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:24 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish for more humor
Granted........But it is NPR humor and not very funny
I wish to work for ACME
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:15 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to work for ACME
Granted, you design handle bars for this rocket but we don't know why
I wish to catch the Road Runner
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:58 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish to catch the Road Runner
Granted. But all you catch is bird flu
I wish for something good to eat
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:41 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish for something good to eat
Granted, but you only get a bite because your kids want some too
I wish for a truce
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:50 am
by Michael
Some of those are spot on
AARR wrote:I wish for a truce
Granted. It's beautiful
But it only lasts a day
I wish to be an American Picker
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:35 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:I wish to be an American Picker
Granted, but you do it wrong
I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:39 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:I wish Michael watches Fr. Tony Ricard
Granted. But as usual he gets so wrapped up in it that he neglects railroadfan.com for months.....
Perhaps this isn't really a wish corruption
I wish to get back in shape