Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Michael, SW and I form our own version of the Three Amigos.

Granted. But no one get us.......

including us
BTW That is me standing in the back WITHOUT the mullet


I wish I had a 2 track mind

[AARR]

I'm the balding one with dark bags under the eyes

I wish Michael, SW and I form our own version of the Three Amigos. Granted. But no one get us.......including us BTW That is me standing in the back WITHOUT the mullet

I wish I had a 2 track mind

Granted, but they are both a little crooked and end abruptly


I wish for less mosquitos and flies

[Michael]

I wish for less mosquitos and flies

Granted. The bats take care of them




I wish I could outsource my exercising

[AARR]

I wish I could outsource my exercising

Granted, but Mrs. Michael is now digging your contracted exerciser


I wish body, mind and soul were in sync.

[Michael]

I wish body, mind and soul were in sync.

Granted. They are in perfect sync.........

all stop




I wish to see what is was like on July 4th 1776

[AARR]

I wish to see what is was like on July 4th 1776

Granted, something like this according to Hollywood


I wish for less humidity

[Michael]

I wish for less humidity

Granted. You move to Arizona




I wish I learned from my mistakes

[AARR]

I wish I learned from my mistakes

Granted, you do it at the genius level


I wish I learn from my mistakes

[Michael]

I wish I learn from my mistakes

Granted. And Mrs AARR reminds you of them daily




I wish find the good in all things

[AARR]

YAARR

I wish I learn from my mistakes. Granted. And Mrs AARR reminds you of them daily

I wish find the good in all things

Granted, and so true


I wish to appreciate the good things too

[Michael]

I wish to appreciate the good things too

Granted. But just like Michael, only after it’s gone




I wish to get the band back together

[AARR]

I wish to get the band back together

Granted and you rock out...sorta



I wish to be the guitarist in Michael's band

[Michael]

I wish to be the guitarist in Michael's band

Granted. But the world wasn't ready for another boy band



I wish I knew how to Photoshop photos

[AARR]

I wish I knew how to Photoshop photos

Granted, but you're kids get ahold of the program and have their own fun with it


I wish I felt better

[Michael]

I wish I felt better

Granted, but you look like crap




I wish to know what AARR's favorite websites are.......besides railroadfan.com !

[AARR]

Yes, some days that's how I look except with far less hair

I wish I felt better. Granted, but you look like crap.

I wish to know what AARR's favorite websites are.......besides railroadfan.com !

Granted, I am working toward world dominance


I wish I looked better

[Michael]

I wish I looked better

Granted. But you feel like crap. You saw that one coming but hey, to quote Billy Crystal quoting Fernando Lamas

cause when you look good.....you feel good!




I wish for a close shave

[AARR]

I wish for a close shave

Granted, you use the newest ultra uber razor

And you prove to Mrs. Michael you in fact have a brain

I wish for a brush with death

[Michael]

I wish for a brush with death

Granted. And THAT is how you lose all your hair





I wish for a power nap

[AARR]

I wish for a brush with death. Granted. And THAT is how you lose all your hair

I wish for a power nap

Granted, but your disguise doesn't fool your boss


I wish also for a power nap