Corrupt a Wish

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If Biden is elected we'll both end up in jail. You for having more than 1.9 kids and me for being a white Christian male. :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be Michael's neighbor. Granted. But only after we end up in jail.

I wish to find a woke free zone
Granted, except I don't know what woke is so here's something that caught my eye but may not be related :lol:
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I wish Michael would write words that I understand :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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WOKE = Thought Police and they are coming for you :shock:
AARR wrote:I wish Michael would write words that I understand :lol:



Granted. LOUD & CLEAR but they are all swear words :lol:
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I wish to hear a cicada

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Those words I understand :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would write words that I understand :lol:. Granted. LOUD & CLEAR but they are all swear words :lol:

I wish to hear a cicada
Granted, but they're eating all of Mrs. Michael's flowers so you and I have to hunt them down :lol:
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I wish Michael, SW, Z and I appear on Mystery Science Theater 3000
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael, SW, Z and I appear on Mystery Science Theater 3000

Granted. Unfortunately it is just archival footage of us mooning AMTRAK
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I wish to go turkey hunting with AARR

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Michael wrote:I wish to go turkey hunting with AARR
Granted, but we find a turkey armed and dangerous :lol:
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I wish to go fishing with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to go fishing with Michael


Granted and it goes great! We don't get eaten by sharks. We don't end up in jail and we catch a lot of fish.
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But we pay for it later with the wives






I wish I didn't have to take to bad with the good

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Michael wrote:I wish I didn't have to take to bad with the good
Granted, you take the bad without any good :lol:
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I wish Michael and I had wives who let us do whatever we wanted :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I had wives who let us do whatever we wanted :lol:

Granted but it requires we get new wives
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You weep bitterly over the prospect but oddly Michael seem just fine with it :lol:





I wish I was a smooth operator

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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I had wives who let us do whatever we wanted :lol:. Granted but it requires we get new wives. You weep bitterly over the prospect but oddly Michael seem just fine with it :lol:

I wish I was a smooth operator
Granted, but.....
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:lol:

I wish for my youthful optimism
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for my youthful optimism

Granted. You stay up all night waiting for Santa Claus..............
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But the next day you are exhausted and nothing to show for it
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I wish to remember what I was going to wish for

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Michael wrote:I wish to remember what I was going to wish for
Granted, you wished to look younger but Mrs. Michael put things into perspective quickly :lol:
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I wish for my youthful good looks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for my youthful good looks

Granted. But Mrs AARR is not impressed :lol:
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I wish I could be paid millions to be an expert, get everything wrong, still keep my job and have the press rooting for me

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Michael wrote:I wish I could be paid millions to be an expert, get everything wrong, still keep my job and have the press rooting for me
Granted, ~Z~ hires you to banhammer irrelevant posts and your first is AARR
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This is ~Z~'s cat ignoring my requests to be reinstated :lol: . It's also Dale's response to my requests to being reinstated at MichiganRailroads.com :?

I wish Michael would reinstate me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael would reinstate me

Granted. But you get reinstated at MichiganRailroads.com which had less traffic than RailRoadFan.com even when it is down
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I wish AARR would be made a Moderator on RailroadFan.com

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Michael wrote:I wish AARR would be made a Moderator on RailroadFan.com
Granted, but ~Z~ reads my last Would You Rather and banhammers me again :lol:
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I wish Michael was made a Moderator at RRFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:22 pm
I wish Michael was made a Moderator at RRFan.com



Granted. But the website is never up again
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I wish it was still possible to civilly discuss things without being called a nazi :roll:

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Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:29 pm
I wish it was still possible to civilly discuss things without being called a nazi :roll:
Granted, instead they call you this...
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Oops, that's what they call me :lol:

I wish people who call Michael a Nazi were educated enough to know what a Nazi is
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Ironically, calling someone a nazi is meant to dehumanize them, which is what the real nazi's did to many groups of people so they could be killed.
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Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:04 pm
I wish people who call Michael a Nazi were educated enough to know what a Nazi is

Granted. But they come after you for calling them "uneducated"
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I wish there was more love in the world

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:lol: That makes me a "hater" I guess
Michael wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:07 pm
I wish people who call Michael a Nazi were educated enough to know what a Nazi is.
Granted. But they come after you for calling them "uneducated".

I wish there was more love in the world
Granted, but it only proves the flat earthers were right :lol:
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I wish the chat board returns
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I knew it! :lol:
AARR wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2020 6:52 am
I wish the chat board returns


Granted. But no one uses it :cry:
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I wish for a visit from the candy man

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