Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to the genie heard better

Granted. This time the Genie hears better and Michael does in fact get his exercise in!






I wish make my life great again

[AARR]

I wish make my life great again

Granted, you wish to go back to your youth but then you realize...


I wish to stir up trouble

[Michael]

I wish to stir up trouble

Granted, You still up a real hornet's nest

and you pay the price




I wish I could save time in a bottle

[AARR]

I wish I could save time in a bottle

Granted, but you're going to need a much bigger bottle for this kitty


I wish carrots tasted like chocolate

[Michael]

I wish carrots tasted like chocolate

Granted. and it is dangled in front of you by your boss daily

but it always seems to be just out of reach





I wish for all good news

[AARR]

I wish for all good news

Granted, you received a huge raise however your position is being eliminated



I wish for good news only

[Michael]

I wish for good news only

Granted! Great News!







I wish to know the right thing to say

[AARR]

I wish to know the right thing to say

Granted, but 30% of the people are still offended


I wish to see how Michael proposes I offend absolutely no one

[Michael]

I wish to see how Michael proposes I offend absolutely no one

Granted. Michael proposal is that you dress up as Mister Rogers but you still offend people because of your white privilege

But you don't care

For the record all I'm familiar with is Wife Privilege



I wish to call on the A-Team for help

[AARR]

I wish to call on the A-Team for help

Granted, but you get the Monster Squad

which is still pretty cool

I wish for perfection

[Michael]

I wish for perfection

Granted. You have the perfect wife......at least that is what she tells you




I wish to make my own ice cream

[AARR]

I wish to make my own ice cream

Granted, but I don't want to know what the ingredient is


I wish to make my own cheesecake

[Michael]

I wish to make my own cheesecake

Granted but being this is the first time you've made it you have no idea how it is made






I wish for a good laugh

[AARR]

I wish for a good laugh

Granted, you get a new haircut

And we all have a good laugh

I wish that cheesecake I made tastes better than it looks

[Michael]

I wish that cheesecake I made tastes better than it looks

Granted. Taste great! but you get violent salmonella poisoning




I wish to use a different approach

[AARR]

I wish to use a different approach

Granted, but you better hope Mrs. Michael doesn't see you


I wish to use the same old approach

[Michael]

I can live with that

I wish to use the same old approach

Granted and you get the same old results





I wish to live off the grid for a while

[AARR]

I wish to live off the grid for a while

Granted, but Mrs. Michael says no electricity and running water no loving


I wish to live off the grid

[Michael]

I wish to live off the grid

Granted, But you end up on the same island as Michael

Well, part of the island





I wish for another good thunderstorm

[AARR]

I wish for another good thunderstorm

Granted, but you are hit by St. Michael's bowling ball


I wish for another thunder storm