For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I didn't get distracted
Granted. Instead we become super focused. We sit down to watch 1 episode of the Joy of Painting......
.....next thing you know we spent the whole day binge watching Bob Ross.....
We never once get distracted by our wives calling us
Michael wrote:I wish to spend the day at the beach
Granted, but you and Mrs. Michael are a little aggressive swinging the kids
I wish to disco dance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to disco dance. Granted. But you are stuck in the 70's
I wish that all I had to do was put on a lab coat and the media would call me a science guy
Granted, but in reality you're just hiding the fact that you don't change your clothes often
And from one man to another there's nothing wrong with that
I wish JetLink would post here again
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish JetLink would post here again
Granted, but it's to show us his on-the-job-training
I wish ~Z~ would post here
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish ~Z~ would post here. Granted. But it is only to say that the Super Long Threads are closed This is Michael's reaction This is your reaction
I wish to be Fonzie cool
Granted, but you have 2nd thoughts afterwards
I wish to be like Richie Cunningham
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted.... But your best friend is an older, sexually promiscuous, ex gang biker with anger management issues
Although I heard he went to night school to get his GED
Michael wrote:I wish I didn't have to listen to people complain
Granted, instead you have to listen to me brag
I wish to be a better listener
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to go fishing with AARR.....I've heard he is a good listener
Granted, but you get tired of my smart a$$ tricks
I wish we catch a fish
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish we catch a fish. Granted. 2 in fact! But we fight over who gets which
I wish for perseverance
Granted, but one of us is getting sloppy seconds
I wish for paradise
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish AARR's exercise would count for me
Granted, now repeat after me...
When someone farts everything else is irrelevant
I wish Michael's exercise would count for me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you get into an argument with me about something irrelevant
I'm the pigeon
I wish to win the argument with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
