Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to come full circle

Granted. But you are an old man now





I wish to let go and let God

[AARR]

I wish to let go and let God

Granted


I wish to solve problems

[Michael]

I wish to solve problems

Granted. But solving your problems just creates more problems






I wish I hadn't squandered the day

[AARR]

I wish I hadn't squandered the day

Granted, but then I don't have anyone to talk to


I wish for brain power

[Michael]

I wish for brain power

Granted but you squander that brain power!

The chart should show Corrupt a Wish instead of Facebook




I wish everyone a Happy New Year

[AARR]

Are you implying Corrupt a Wish is a bad thing?

I wish for brain power. Granted but you squander that brain power! The chart should show Corrupt a Wish instead of Facebook

I wish everyone a Happy New Year

Granted, and once again you start it off by streaking through the streets of Plymouth


I wish everyone at RRFan.com would match their Avatar's and Username's

[Michael]

Now I think you have a hidden camera at my house

I wish everyone at RRFan.com would match their Avatar's and Username's

Granted. It is not a change for the better.....or maybe it is
Railrod1949 changed his avatar to a Latino band called RAILROD


PATC changes his to this



Saturnalia changes his to some ridiculous pagan ritual and Michael just changes his name to SAG81





I wish courtesy was sill common

[AARR]

I wish courtesy was sill common

Granted, you call your mother more often


I wish to rule the world

[Michael]

I wish to rule the world

Granted. But you co-rule with Mrs AARR






I wish to be an Ambassador

[AARR]

Co-rule would be a status-improvement for me

I wish to rule the world. Granted. But you co-rule with Mrs AARR

I wish to be an Ambassador

Granted, you represent red M&M's


I wish to be ambassador for Snickers

[Michael]

I wish to be ambassador for Snickers

Granted But your first assignment is Libya
You embassy is overrun by terrorists possible incited by this video

Or possible by a certain anniversary. Either way......







I wish to end all advertising

[AARR]

I wish to end all advertising

Granted, but then you'll miss these goodies


I wish for funny Rated G commercials

[Michael]

I wish for funny Rated G commercials

Granted. But you have to watch CNN, MSNBC and The View to see them







I wish to be able to teleport

[AARR]

I wish to be able to teleport

Granted, but there are still a few bugs to work out and in the mean time you are part cow


I wish to be able to teleport

[Michael]

I wish to be able to teleport

Granted. But you too are plagued with transporter malfunctions







I wish for AARR and I to do the Who's on First routine at the RailRoadFan.com meet

[AARR]

I wish for AARR and I to do the Who's on First routine at the RailRoadFan.com meet

Granted, but even though we nail it like a boss no one shares our humor and we bore them to sleep

And ~Z~ banhammers us for life

I wish to use an old-fashion rotary phone

[Michael]

I wish to use an old-fashion rotary phone

Granted. But no one appreciates you sentimentality







I wish to be without fear

[AARR]

I wish to be without fear

Granted, but you also lose your sense of good judgement

And you just had beans and granola

I wish for good judgement

[Michael]

I wish for good judgement

Granted. But it is a bit of a paradox








I wish to slow down

[AARR]

I wish to slow down

Granted, but you aged quickly now you have to watch out for the pigeons (that's me next to you)


I wish to slow down