Corrupt a Wish

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:lol: I'll join you
Michael wrote:I wish to know why Michael wished Kroger would stop tooting their own horn :? Granted. But a simple trip into the mind of Michael is a trip down the rabbit hole

I wish there were flowers in the trees all year round
Granted, but there are also giant hornets year round :shock:
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And that is real :o

I wish all insects died
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish all insects died

Granted.
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Along with all other life on Earth




I wish to speak my mind

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Michael wrote:I wish to speak my mind
Granted, but only your dog listens
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Well, not anymore :lol:

I wish my mind would tell me what to say
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish my mind would tell me what to say

Granted. But your wife tells your mind what to tell you to say
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I wish I could find a 15 foot trampoline for sale

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True that :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish my mind would tell me what to say. Granted. But your wife tells your mind what to tell you to say.

I wish I could find a 15 foot trampoline for sale
Granted, but you laugh so hard at your kids Fails you pee your pants :lol:

Because that's what good dads do :lol:

I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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:lol:
AARR wrote:I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad

Granted. Michael offers his expertise :D
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Although he wires it to exploded :lol:




I wish to get a longer vacation

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You're hired :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish someone would offer to wire my model railroad. Granted. Michael offers his expertise :D . Although he wires it to exploded :lol:

I wish to get a longer vacation
Granted, you're jailed for being a white conservative male but at least you have the name for your next boy :lol:
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I wish to join Michael in prison
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to join Michael in prison

Granted. We both get jailed for defying the governor's order to not go to the beach.
Fortunately the prisons are releasing the violent criminals to make sure they don't get corona to make room for us real troublemakers :roll:
Unfortunately we are both put in solitary confinement so we never see each other or anyone else for that matter. No RRFan.com either :shock:
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I wish to enjoy the nice weather

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Michael wrote:I wish to enjoy the nice weather
Granted, but don't forget to Social Distance :lol:
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I wish I was 6'6" tall
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AARR wrote:I wish I was 6'6" tall

Granted!
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But you are also 525 lbs




I wish that the city would pickup all my trash

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Michael wrote:I wish that the city would pickup all my trash
Granted, they dump in your neighbors yard and you mistakenly think he's having a garage sale and rebuy it :lol:
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I wish Michael would have a garage sale
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael would have a garage sale


Granted. Unfortunately most of the stuff for sale is all stuff Michael "borrowed" from you :shock:
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I wish to maintain my dignity

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We'll stimulate the economy :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would have a garage sale. Granted. Unfortunately most of the stuff for sale is all stuff Michael "borrowed" from you :shock:

I wish to maintain my dignity
Granted, but your dad sense of humor takes over :lol:
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I wish to embarrass my kids
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to embarrass my kids

Granted. But they embarrass you right back by posting your old school photos :lol:
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I wish to wrap up work early and railfan

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Michael wrote:I wish to wrap up work early and railfan
Granted, you, Z, SW and I go railfanning...sort of :lol:
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I wish to catch a large fish
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to catch a large fish

Granted. Very large!
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Although there is some dispute as to who caught who :lol:



I wish for an end to pandering

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Michael wrote:I wish for an end to pandering
Granted, instead there's more bribing :(
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I wish all cars had diesel horns
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish all cars had diesel horns

Granted. But you immediately regret it after a car creeps up behind you and unexpectedly lays on the diesel horn while you are bike riding :shock:
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I wish to see our economy come back to life

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That's happened to me...sort of :lol: :oops:
Michael wrote:I wish all cars had diesel horns. Granted. But you immediately regret it after a car creeps up behind you and unexpectedly lays on the diesel horn while you are bike riding :shock:

I wish to see our economy come back to life
Granted, but you miss it because you're posting at RailroadFan.com :lol: (I'm cool with that 8) )
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I wish to be captain of a ship
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be captain of a ship


Granted. But the Captain always goes down with the ship
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I wish SW would post his one last corrupted wish :lol:

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