Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for a nice sunny day

Granted......and the people of Florida thank you but here in Michigan, one dreary day blends into the next




I wish I had a hot tub

[AARR]

I wish I had a hot tub

Granted, but someone has an accident and destroys the mood
Warning - don't watch this before dinner


I wish for evidence

[Michael]

I wish for evidence

Granted. But the "Evidence" lands you in jail

I knew your past would come back to haunt you




I wish that A is A

[AARR]

My political dream just went down the drain

I wish for evidence. Granted. But the "Evidence" lands you in jail. I knew your past would come back to haunt you

I wish that A is A

Granted, welcome to reality


I wish for a Llama

[Michael]

You got me there

I wish for a Llama

Granted. But an Alpaca would have been a better choice






I wish to be fruitful and multiply

[AARR]

Makes sense to me

I wish for a Llama. Granted. But an Alpaca would have been a better choice
I wish to be fruitful and multiply

Granted, but the Genie takes you literally


I wish to invent a new language that everybody has to learn

[Michael]

I wish to invent a new language that everybody has to learn

Granted. Body Language and it is exhausting






I wish for good health

[AARR]

Looks like a good work out

I wish to invent a new language that everybody has to learn. Granted. Body Language and it is exhausting

I wish for good health

Granted, you have made a wise choice

Also you are going to need many more years on earth to reduce your time in purgatory

I also wish for good health

[Michael]

I'll need to live another 12,000 years

I also wish for good health

Granted. Great health! But you get hit by Nancy Pelosi driving under the influence of drugs and power




I wish I had some skills

[AARR]

I wish I had some skills

Granted, and you use most of it at RRFan.com


I wish to appear on one of the Talent shows

[Michael]

I wish to appear on one of the Talent shows

Granted. You appear along with Michael on the Gong Show.

We last 3 seconds




I wish to sound the alarm

[AARR]

I wish to sound the alarm

Granted, but you're ignored


I wish to get my money for nothing

[Michael]

I wish to get my money for nothing

Granted. You lose your job and now you are on welfare






I wish for something good to eat

[AARR]

I wish for something good to eat

Granted, but it turns into a competition


I wish to eat my food at a leisurely pace

[Michael]

I wish to eat my food at a leisurely pace

Granted! Take your time....enjoy!

But it is your last meal




I wish more people smiled

[AARR]

I wish more people smiled

Granted, it's because they're framing you


I wish for a alligator snapping turtle

[Michael]

I wish for a alligator snapping turtle

Granted. But you pay the price after giving him a kiss





I wish to go snipe hunting with AARR

[AARR]

Nature's Botox

I wish for a alligator snapping turtle. Granted. But you pay the price after giving him a kiss

I wish to go snipe hunting with AARR

Granted, but I do it wrong


I wish to chase ADBF with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to chase ADBF with Michael

Granted. But we don't even catch one train before the notorious ADBF Railroad Police stop us

They let Michael go after a severe beating because of his spotless record but AARR is sent to Guantanamo Bay Prison for life




I wish we had picked the GLC to railfan

[AARR]

You have to visit me

I wish to chase ADBF with Michael. Granted. But we don't even catch one train before the notorious ADBF Railroad Police stop us. They let Michael go after a severe beating because of his spotless record but AARR is sent to Guantanamo Bay Prison for life.

I wish we had picked the GLC to railfan

Granted, but you have 2nd thoughts when you read my shirt


I wish to avoid Water Boarding