Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to slow down

Granted. But you do so on the roads and it just pisses people off






I wish I had talent

[AARR]

I wish I had talent

Granted, but is it useful


I wish I had talent

[Michael]

I wish I had talent

Granted. but once again you are just pissing people off







I wish everybody loves Michael

[AARR]

I wish everybody loves Michael

Granted, you're the answer to everyone's prayers


I wish everyone hates AARR

[Michael]

I wish everyone hates AARR

Granted. They do.....but they take it out on the Ann Arbor Railroad not you







I wish to be at the March for Life

[AARR]

I wish everyone hates AARR. Granted. They do.....but they take it out on the Ann Arbor Railroad not you

I wish to be at the March for Life

Granted, but you attend in June when the Gay Rights are marching

And you agree with them about Taco Tuesdays

I wish for a pet monkey

[Michael]

I wish for a pet monkey

Granted. But almost immediately it tries to kill you





I wish I knew a little something about trains

[AARR]

I wish I knew a little something about trains

Granted, but the guys at RRFan.com still think...



I wish ~Z~ would recognize my brilliance and make me a Global Moderator

[Michael]

I wish ~Z~ would recognize my brilliance and make me a Global Moderator

Granted. But you are still considered Irrelevant by the rest of the group.....along with Michael





I wish for something completely different

[AARR]

I wish ~Z~ would recognize my brilliance and make me a Global Moderator. Granted. But you are still considered Irrelevant by the rest of the group.....along with Michael

I wish for something completely different

Granted, but it's a let-down when there is miscommunication with Mrs. Michael


I wish for more of the same

[Michael]

I am or was the spitting image of that guy about 30 years ago

I wish for more of the same

Granted. You spend the rest of your life in prison




I wish AARR and Michael were Texas Rangers

[AARR]

I wish AARR and Michael were Texas Rangers

Granted, but you're the black guy who got his a$$ kicked in every episode

Seriously, he's the worst side kick ever.

I wish AARR and Michael are Texas Rangers

[Michael]

I wish AARR and Michael are Texas Rangers

Granted. We are minor player for the Texas Ranger's but our admiration for each others beards is not high regarded by the rest of the team








I wish to fly charter only

[AARR]

I wish to fly charter only

Granted, but your pilot forgets an important airplane rule

Or maybe you two were drinking while he was landing and you were posting on RRFan.com

I wish to win the Most Humble man award

[Michael]

Last time I fly with Jetlink

I wish to win the Most Humble man award

Granted. And the award is Humble Pie




I wish to understand why drivers are so impatient as to risk our lives and pull out in front of me at the last second but then suddenly once they are in front they are no longer in a hurry and are now going to ironically teach me a lesson in patience

[AARR]

I wish to understand why drivers are so impatient as to risk our lives and pull out in front of me at the last second but then suddenly once they are in front they are no longer in a hurry and are now going to ironically teach me a lesson in patience

Because it's one of the two greatest qualities


I wish drivers who test our patience get what they deserve

[Michael]

I wish drivers who test our patience get what they deserve

Granted......but there is some collateral damage





I wish for a second chance

[AARR]

Worth it

I wish drivers who test our patience get what they deserve. Granted......but there is some collateral damage

I wish for a second chance

Granted, but they might not miss next time


I wish I get a second chance

[Michael]

I wish I get a second chance

Granted. But you blow it again





I wish to build a snow fort with AARR

[AARR]

I wish to build a snow fort with AARR

Granted, but there's a good show on EWTN and we call it finished a little too soon


I wish Michael and I didn't get distracted