For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to enroll in a sensitivity class. Granted. But you are never the same after that class
I wish everyone would stop wearing masks
Granted, but to our embarrassment our wives ask us to put them back on
I wish to regret nothing after eating Mrs. AARR's cookie dough without asking her first
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to regret nothing after eating Mrs. AARR's cookie dough without asking her first . Granted. You regret nothing but you still pay a steep price. The SHE referring of course to the cookie dough
I wish for an end to fake news, fake boobs & fake friends.
Granted, but now everything is literal and real
I wish for an honest election process
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish we could post more emojis so I could fill up the page with smiles for Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish we could post more emojis so I could fill up the page with smiles for Michael. Granted. But it only brings us one step closer to Zack pulling the plug on the greatest thread known to mankind.
I wish AARR would BanHammer me for a week
Granted, I anonymously send a few of your posts to Mrs. Michael. She banhammers you for lifetime .
I wish Michael returns with funny posts
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish Michael returns with funny posts. Granted. Funny but only to a 5 year old boy.
I wish I live in a van down by the tracks
Granted, but you're on the wrong side of the tracks
I wish to live on the good side of the tracks
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish Talk gets to see a SD40-2 that wasn't in an accident
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish the Terminators were taking away all the Gevos.
Granted, but they replace them with old man steam engines
I wish Talk would call himself "Talk Talk" and sing his hit song, "It's My Life".
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...