Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

Mrs AARR reassured me I'm more valuable to her alive than dead...for now

I wish to exceed Mrs AARR's expectations Granted. But you think she expects you to talk but she really expects you to die!

I wish I could have found a better meme

Granted,


I wish Michael a happy New Year

[Michael]

I wish Michael a happy New Year

Granted. But you are promptly arrested for hate crimes





I wish winter was cancelled

[AARR]

I wish winter was cancelled

Granted, but you still have your winter body


I wish for that we go directly to spring

[Michael]

Indeed!

I wish for that we go directly to spring

Granted.




I wish to go to Gilligan's Island

[AARR]

I wish to go to Gilligan's Island

Granted, but they were rescued so you're alone


I wish to be the leader of flying monkeys

[Michael]

I wish to be the leader of flying monkeys

Granted. Here is what you look like now







I wish to release the flying monkeys!

[AARR]

I look like a transgender

I wish to be the leader of flying monkeys. Granted. Here is what you look like now

I wish to release the flying monkeys!

Granted, but now we have to explain to our kids where they come from


I wish to release the hounds

[Michael]

I wish to release the hounds

Granted.


But they come after you!



I wish for a change of plans

[AARR]

I wish for a change of plans

Granted, but the new plans are not any better than the old


I wish for a calm hush all over the world

[Michael]

I wish for a calm hush all over the world

Granted. But it is just the calm before the epic storm






I wish for a hot tub

[AARR]

I wish for a hot tub

Granted, but you're someone's dinner .


I wish for more power

[Michael]

I wish for more power

Granted. A little more






I wish I could handle the truth

[AARR]

I wish I could handle the truth

Granted, the truth is everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you made a bad decision .


I wish I could handle the truth

[Michael]

I wish I could handle the truth

Granted. But it is AWFUl


and SHOCKING



And it HURTS





I wish for a history lesson

[AARR]

I can't handle that truth

I wish I could handle the truth. Granted. But it is AWFUl and SHOCKING And it HURTS

I wish for a history lesson

Granted, but the lesson is if you don't learn it you will repeat it and if you don't delete it you'll have to explain it


I wish to learn a valuable skill

[Michael]

I wish to learn a valuable skill

Granted. You can multitask!





I wish for an unlimited supply

[AARR]

It's true, Pat C and I can do all those things simultaneously.

I wish to learn a valuable skill. Granted. You can multitask! WITH-AGE-COMES-NEW-SKILLS-You-can-laugh-cough-sneeze-and-pee-all-at-the-same-time_136922622139.jpg

I wish for an unlimited supply

Granted, but 3rd world countries do not understand our 1st world problems


I wish for an unlimited supply of slap people across the back of their heads

[Michael]

I wish for an unlimited supply of slap people across the back of their heads

Granted. But naturally they all retaliate with slaps to the front of your head




I wish someone would slap mother nature

[AARR]

I wish someone would slap mother nature

Granted, but her hearing was damaged


I wish for better listening skills

[Michael]

I wish for better listening skills

Granted. But here is what you have to listen to





I wish for less propganda