Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish to be good at reading, writing and arithmetic.

YARRR. The 3 R's
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You're at the top of your class! But that is not saying much at a public school anymore.



I wish go on an archeological dig with AARR
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:lol:
Michael wrote:YARRR. The 3 R's

I wish go on an archeological dig with AARR
Granted, but we Fail to take it seriously
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I wish we find some old railroad relics
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We never take anything seriously :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish we find some old railroad relics


Granted. We find some crazy old railroader named Rodney down by the tracks who has been living there since he was fired 60 years ago.
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I wish for something completely different
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Poor Rodney gets no respect :lol:
Michael wrote:Granted. We find some crazy old railroader named Rodney down by the tracks who has been living there since he was fired 60 years ago.

I wish for something completely different
Granted, you nailed the different part
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I wish for a giant gold fish
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AARR wrote:I wish for a giant gold fish

Granted. You catch the largest goldfish ever caught!
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You're wife is the one that gets away
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I wish for an end to government sponsored hate (i.e. Political Correctness)
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Michael wrote:I wish for an end to government sponsored hate (i.e. Political Correctness)
Granted, instead we have government sponsored hypocrisy.
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I wish for a comfortable and clean porta-john
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AARR wrote:I wish for a comfortable and clean porta-john

Granted. Here is a clean, brand new, comfy, never used one in the middle of the Mojave Desert.
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Can you hold it till then? :lol:



I wish that people would do as I say and not as I do :lol:
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Michael wrote:I wish that people would do as I say and not as I do :lol:
Granted, and you set a good example for your children :lol:
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I think we're all a little guilty of this one


I wish to expand my vocabulary
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AARR wrote:I wish to expand my vocabulary


Granted. But you have very few opporitunities to use it
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I wish I did not make so many mistakes!
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Michael wrote:I wish I did not make so many mistakes!
Granted, but your wife doesn't recognize you
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I wish to perform stunts on a bike
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AARR wrote:I wish to perform stunts on a bike

Granted. You do great during all your practices!
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But epic fail when you have a small crowd of girls watching :(





I wish for a get rich quick sceme
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Yes, something like that happened to me in front of some pretty girls :lol: :oops:
Michael wrote:I wish to perform stunts on a bike
Granted. You do great during all your practices!
But epic fail when you have a small crowd of girls watching :(

I wish for a get rich quick sceme
Granted, and although you are a most-wanted criminal you run for congress and are elected in a landslide victory :lol:
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I wish to get rich slowly
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AARR wrote:I wish to get rich slowly

Granted. You keep on doing what you are doing
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Then just before you die you can leave your fortune to your kids....
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Well, someones kids :roll:



I wish to know what happened to my avatar
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Michael wrote:I wish to know what happened to my avatar
Granted, the same person who controls both political parties is concerned about your political activism and is starting to mess with you
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I also wish to know what happened to Michael's avatar :?
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AARR wrote:I also wish to know what happened to Michael's avatar :?

Granted.
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I wish to solve the mystery of who left the refrigerator open all night :?
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Michael wrote:I wish to solve the mystery of who left the refrigerator open all night :?
Granted, and you discover there are more in your house than you thought and they are also responsible for leaving the lights on, toilet seat up, etc. :lol:
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I wish for a small pond with a little waterfall
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AARR wrote:I wish for a small pond with a little waterfall

Granted. Unfortunately the "little waterfall" leads to the "small pond" in your basement
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At least you have plenty of fish in your pond :lol:





I wish to lead a horse to water
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Michael wrote:I wish to lead a horse to water
Granted, but as Fr. Perrone says you can't just dunk it's head in and force it to drink :lol:
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I wish to be a cowboy ad Mrs. AARR can be my cowgirl
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AARR wrote:I wish to be a cowboy ad Mrs. AARR can be my cowgirl

Granted. I believe boy cows are referred to as bulls :roll:
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I wish I had a better corruption for AARR :lol:
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Michael wrote:I wish I had a better corruption for AARR :lol:
Granted, but they'll have to change the song :lol:
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I wish the Detroit Tigers would win more games
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