For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Incorrect, the answer is Michael never gets a day off
Michael wrote:I wish to see how Michael spends a day off. Granted. But after 10 minutes of boredom you wander off to watch the grass grow
I wish watch the paint dry, assuming of course it was legal to buy paint in Michigan
Granted, but you are in trouble with Mrs. Michael....and God
I wish to do something more exciting than watch grass grow
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to avoid discussing politics (kind of ironic hu?)
Granted, instead there's a huge argument about the location of a Where Is It picture you post
It ends by everyone agreeing it was your fault for posting the picture
I wish PSG and TW would post here again
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish PSG and TW would post here again
Granted. But they both come back to post the disturbing fact that they are now a couple and that they have forsaken railfanning for the more sophisticated art of broadway musicals
Granted, you're prepared for the next round of political debates
I wish to be prepared
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but Mrs. Michael's plans for you over-ride the genie's
But she has a reward system for you too
I wish to live like a king
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to live like a king. Granted. King Kong You get chased up a building then shot down
I wish to run a taco truck with AARR
Granted, but AARR gets it mixed up with Tofo and it fails
I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers
Granted. After your huge mistake with the Tofu Truck we poured every penny we own into this Coney Island business but we opened on March 12th
Closed on March 13th
Michael wrote:I wish to run a Coney Island with Michael and sell cheese burgers. Granted. After your huge mistake with the Tofu Truck we poured every penny we own into this Coney Island business but we opened on March 12th. Closed on March 13th
I wish to skip to next Monday
Granted, but it's worse than the last Monday
I wish to skip to Friday
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to see how AARR spends his stimulus check
Granted, to Mrs. AARR
I wish to know where Michael spends his stimulus check
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to know where Michael spends his stimulus check. Granted. But you are shocked to discover that Michael has multiple wives and families! Ok. So maybe you are not shocked
I wish to do some exploring down here in South Carolina
Granted, and that's your story and you're sticking to it
I wish to convince Mrs. AARR that I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to convince Mrs. AARR that I'm not lost, I'm exploring. Granted. But she convinces you that she is not shopping. She is just doing market research
I wish to be a bomb defuser
Granted, and for a brief moment you were an expert.
I wish to be Michael's assistant
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to be Michael's assistant. Granted. But now that Michael is hospitalized, being Michael's assistant means spoon feeding him and changing his bedpan.
Thank you
I wish Kroger's would stop tooting their own horn
Granted, instead the toot their horn about murder
I wish to know why Michael wished Kroger would stop tooting their own horn
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
we poured every penny we own into this Coney Island business but we opened on March 12th 
