Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I knew it!

I wish to be the man of steel again

Granted. Tin, steel, what the difference?





I wish God entrusted me with more money

[AARR]

I wish God entrusted me with more money

Granted, and you discover that money truly can buy happiness. However, you end up broke and destitute except for your chair, paddle ball, etc. .



I wish to have a sense of humor.

[Michael]

I wish to have a sense of humor.

Granted.






I wish to eat like no one is watching

[AARR]

I forget what we were talking about

I wish to have a sense of humor. Granted.


I wish to eat like no one is watching

Granted, except God is watching...the apples



I wish vegans get enough protein

[Michael]

I wish vegans get enough protein

Granted. But they really don't appreciate your concern




I wish to get some snail mail

[AARR]

I wish to get some snail mail

Granted, you won a contest but by the time the announcement arrived your time to collect expired



I wish to dunk a basketball again

[Michael]

I wish to dunk a basketball again

Granted. But the net has to lowered significantly




I wish AARR and I were 2 wild a crazy guys

[AARR]

Winner

I wish to dunk a basketball again: Granted. But the net has to lowered significantly

I wish AARR and I were 2 wild a crazy guys

Granted, but our wives are not amused



I wish for a vacation

[Michael]

I wish for a vacation

Granted.......

But it is a family vacation......

With your own family


I wish to right all wrongs

[AARR]

I wish to right all wrongs

Granted, but you got an F



I wish to become a better swimmer

[Michael]

I wish to become a better swimmer

Granted. Though it takes years to transform into a merman




I wish to get in shape

[AARR]

I wish to get in shape

Granted, you're in the shape of a line



I wish to be a dance choreographer

[Michael]

I wish to be a dance choreographer

Granted. And it is impressive

But you forfeit your man card



I wish to get my kicks on route 66

[AARR]

After that routine I don't deserve one.

I wish to be a dance choreographer. Granted. And it is impressive. But you forfeit your man card

I wish to get my kicks on route 66

Granted, but you spend more time fixing your historical car than driving



I wish to have a talent beside choreograph dance routines

[Michael]

I wish to have a talent beside choreograph dance routines

Granted. You excel at the air guitar and the gut drum

But Mrs AARR is not impressed



I wish to play bass in AARR's band

[Michael]

I wish to have a talent beside choreograph dance routines

Granted. You excel at the air guitar and the gut drum

But Mrs AARR is not impressed



I wish to play the air fiddle in AARR's band

[AARR]

Mrs. AARR's rule is if someone's laughing whatever we're doing must stop

I wish to have a talent beside choreograph dance routines. Granted. You excel at the air guitar and the gut drum But Mrs AARR is not impressed

I wish to play bass in AARR's band

Granted, but we're a little...different...from other bands



I wish to live the dream

[Michael]

Mrs AARR sounds like fun

I wish to live the dream

Granted. You move to Europe to live the Socialist dream




I wish AARR would move back to the US

[AARR]

I wish AARR would move back to the US

Granted, but ~Z~ banhammers me from RRFan.com for being irrelevant.



I wish someone would Post a Word

[Michael]

I wish someone would Post a Word

Granted. But it is the last word

but fortunately or unfortunately you don't get the last word





I wish for a nice thunderstorm