Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish for more trust

Granted, it'll turn out just fine


I wish for more trust

[Michael]

I wish for more trust

Granted. You become more trusting and against your better judgement you pick up on this guy hitchhiking






I wish to be more grateful

[AARR]

I wish to be more grateful

Granted, but you hugged the wrong tree


I wish for a better idea

[Michael]

I wish for a better idea

Granted. A much better idea! But then some elitist jackass comes along and squashes your dreams






I wish for a clean shave

[AARR]

I wish for a clean shave

Granted, but now you have a baby face


I wish for a beard and mustache

[Michael]

I wish for a beard and mustache

Granted......But you trip over it and die

It was worth it though



I wish to be an ice road trucker

[AARR]

I wish to be an ice road trucker

Granted, but you'll take one of your three baths that die cause you don't wipe


I wish to be a professional baseball player

[Michael]

I knew that was going to catch up to me

I wish to be a professional baseball player

Granted. But you have to deal with hundreds of girls chasing you and wanting to marry you






I wish for 1 new message

[AARR]

I wish for 1 new message

Granted, but you use it to scare your daughter


I wish for a new mousetrap

[Michael]

I wish for a new mousetrap

Granted. But you get caught in your own trap







I wish to shed light on the darkness

[AARR]

I wish to shed light on the darkness

Granted, you take a selfie


I wish to turn frowns into smiles

[Michael]

I wish to turn frowns into smiles

Granted. But you do so at your own peril





I wish I had more kids

[AARR]

I wish I had more kids

Granted, but Mrs. Michael doesn't approve and your neighbors sue because there are no farm animals allowed in your neighborhood

Apparently you have to put tags on their ears to remember their names

I wish to be a farmer

[Michael]

I wish to be a farmer

Granted. Old MacDONSIMON had a farm.....A.A.R.R





I wish to know what we are progressing towards

[AARR]

Touché

I wish to be a farmer. Granted. Old MacDONSIMON had a farm.....A.A.R.R

I wish to know what we are progressing towards

Granted, Probably something like this


Tears for Fears has something to say


I wish to be both handy and handsome

[Michael]

Everybody indeed!

I wish to be both handy and handsome

Granted. But only in your mom's eyes




I wish that I don't get dementia

[AARR]

I wish that I don't get dementia

Granted, you get something much worse (to you at least )


I wish to keep my sanity

[Michael]

I wish to keep my sanity

Granted. But you are the only one who does






I wish to be a Person of Interest

[AARR]

I wish to be a Person of Interest

Granted, but you are only a POI for a few minutes


I wish to be charismatic

[Michael]

I wish to be charismatic

Granted. Very Charismatic!




But you are still Irrelevant




I wish to go on one of AARR's morning jogs