Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish for less propganda

Granted, instead you get more motivation


I wish for more motivation

[Michael]

I wish for more motivation

Granted. You are drafted into the Marines





I wish the were more ice sculptures at the ice festival

[AARR]

I wish the were more ice sculptures at the ice festival

Granted, but the local bear is unhappy with his sculpture and topples them over


I wish there could be warm weather and ice sculptures simultaneously

[Michael]

I wish there could be warm weather and ice sculptures simultaneously

Granted. But fascists calling themselves anti fascists tear them all down because they represent global warming






I wish for an end to all hashtags

[AARR]

I wish for an end to all hashtags

Granted, instead it's done with a group hug

And you are looking rather buff Michael

I wish to go fishing

[Michael]

I wish to go fishing

Granted. You go fishing for shark and.......

You should have brought a bigger boat



I wish to go fishing with AARR

[AARR]

I need a yacht!

I wish to go fishing. Granted. You go fishing for shark and.......You should have brought a bigger boat

I wish to go fishing with AARR

Granted, but we both die...one from pain and the other from laughing


I wish that I am the one who dies from laughter

[Michael]

That is what I get for going fishing naked

I wish that I am the one who dies from laughter

Granted. But oddly enough it is very slow and painful process. It starts with this

Then this

and ends with this



I wish to bilocate

[AARR]

I wish to bilocate

Granted, but both places are unpleasant


I wish to teleport

[Michael]

I wish to teleport

Granted. But a fly gets in the teleportation machine with you and well.....

It's not pretty.



I wish for some excitment

[AARR]

I wish for some excitement

Granted, you go into your excited dance routine and it looks like this


I wish to do a synchronized dance routine with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to do a synchronized dance routine with Michael

Granted. But we forfeit our man cards






I wish to be at the March for Life

[AARR]

I wish to be at the March for Life

Granted, but you miss an epic chance to privately meet with Pope Francis.

I wish to bow hunt with Z and Michael

[Michael]

My older kids went to the march and missed out on a Whitehouse tour this morning because of the shutdown

I wish to bow hunt with Z and Michael

Granted. But one of us, I'm not saying who, is not familiar with bow hunting





I wish for respect for human life

[AARR]

I wish for respect for human life

Granted, that includes people who don't like trains

I wish for order

[Michael]

I wish for order

Granted. A NEW WORLD ORDER





I wish for another Rocky movie

[AARR]

I wish for another Rocky movie

Granted, but Rocky's aged a little


I wish to star in a Jurassic Park movie

[Michael]

I'd still watch it

I wish to star in a Jurassic Park movie

Granted. But the only dinosaur in it is you. Escape from Jurassic Park!





I wish to sit and enjoy a cup of coffee. I can wish for anything and that is what I wish for

[AARR]

I wish to sit and enjoy a cup of coffee. I can wish for anything and that is what I wish for

Granted, but even your coffee is surprised by your new routine


I wish Michael enjoys his cup of coffee without and hassles

[Michael]

I wish Michael enjoys his cup of coffee without and hassles

Granted! Here is his mug






I wish for more trust