Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to lose the 15 lbs I've gained between Halloween and Christmas
Granted, but now Mrs. Michael says your too skinny :lol:
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I wish Michael achieves his optimum weight
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael achieves his optimum weight


Granted. But now he is 10 feet tall
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I wish to go for a long walk
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Michael wrote:I wish to go for a long walk
Granted, but the first step is very steeeeep :lol:
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I wish to discover something amazing
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AARR wrote:I wish to discover something amazing



Granted. But Michael gets the credit :D
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I wish for a relaxing week
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Michael wrote:I wish for a relaxing week
Granted, but when you have 12 children that'll never happen :lol:
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I wish for a relaxing week
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AARR wrote:I wish for a relaxing week

Granted. But the following week you make up for it!
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I wish for a repeat
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Michael wrote:I wish for a repeat
Granted :lol:


I wish for a repeat of something different
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AARR wrote:I wish for a repeat of something different

Granted. And it blows your mind
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I wish for something good to eat
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Michael wrote:I wish for something good to eat
Granted, but you have to share it with your family :lol:
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I wish for something to pass around
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AARR wrote:I wish for something to pass around

Granted. it is gas and it doesn't make you any friends :shock:
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Michael wrote:I wish there were 8 days a week
Granted, but now we have to work seven instead of six days and we're not happy with you're wish :lol:
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I wish to defend Michael from the rioters
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AARR wrote:I wish to defend Michael from the rioters

Granted and fortunately for you they are Canadian rioters
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Although when you finally do get hurt you have to wait 6 months to see a doctor :D






I wish to continue to keep my new years resolutions
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Michael wrote:I wish to continue to keep my new years resolutions
Granted, but you become another meme :lol:
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I wish to bring a dish to pass around at the next RRFan.com meet
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AARR wrote:I wish to bring a dish to pass around at the next RRFan.com meet

Granted. But your undercooked chicken makes everyone sick
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except Michael because as usual he doesn't show up :roll:






I wish to rewrite history
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Michael wrote:I wish to rewrite history
Granted, but a Tyrannosaurus ends your story too soon


I wish to be in Michael's history book
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AARR wrote:I wish to be in Michael's history book


Granted. You are briefly mention on page 4,672 as being quite friendly but irrelevant :lol:
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I wish for things to settle down a bit
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:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be in Michael's history book. Granted. You are briefly mention on page 4,672 as being quite friendly but irrelevant :lol:

I wish for things to settle down a bit
Granted, but while you're calming down... :lol:
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You've been there before :lol:

I wish for things to settle down
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AARR wrote:I wish for things to settle down


Not Granted. The Corrupt a Wish Genie senses you don't really want to settle down :lol:
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I wish to end the work week on a high note
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Michael wrote:I wish to end the work week on a high note
Granted, you have fun destroying your computer :lol:

Not sure you'll have a job Monday but it was a great momentary high :lol:

I wish to stay out of trouble at work today
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AARR wrote:I wish to stay out of trouble at work today

Granted. But it requires taking a page out of Joe Biden's book
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I wish to catch up
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