Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish to hit the discotech with AARR

Granted, it's at the Roxbury


I wish Michael and I are in a SNL skit

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I are in a SNL skit

Granted. And we write it so it is fairly funny but since no one watches SNL anymore, no one sees it





I wish to make someone's day

[AARR]

I wish to make someone's day

Granted, you make everyone's day filled with laughter when you drive your mini van into your pool

Seriously, how does someone do that

I wish to make Michael's day

[Michael]

I wish to make Michael's day

Granted. But it turns out Michael really doesn't like being taken care of




I wish people didn't cross to the other side of the street when I walk

[AARR]

I wish people didn't cross to the other side of the street when I walk

Granted, instead they hug you and say, "You're infected now"


I wish to not be hugged

[Michael]

It's totally worth it to not feel like a leeper

I wish to not be hugged

Granted. But you still get kissed




I wish to be in a tropical paradise

[AARR]

I threw up in my mouth

I wish to not be hugged. Granted. But you still get kissed.

I wish to be in a tropical paradise

Granted, but you're alone and there are no other perks


I wish to join the Franciscans

[Michael]

Sorry

I wish to join the Franciscans

Granted. But you get assigned to that little island right by me




I wish to learn something new

[AARR]

I wish to learn something new

Granted, but you forget something important

Admit it, it's happened to you at least once

I wish to never forget anything important to Mrs. AARR

[Michael]

Not even once (yet) if you can believe it

I wish to never forget anything important to Mrs. AARR

Granted. But Mrs AARR forgets that you remembered

Confusing right?



I wish to be the good cop

[AARR]

Not confusing, because it happens

Granted. But Mrs AARR forgets that you remembered Confusing right?

I wish to be the good cop

Granted, except according to this guy they don't exist...

Now this is confusing

I wish to be the bad cop

[Michael]

HIP-HOP-Crisy

I wish to be the bad cop

Granted. But your love of doughnuts and disregard for the law get the best of you







I wish to keep up the good work

[AARR]

I like fresh donuts

I wish to be the bad cop. Granted. But your love of doughnuts and disregard for the law get the best of you

I wish to keep up the good work

Granted, you're the inspiration to your company's safety videos


I wish to take a break

[Michael]

I wish to take a break

Granted. You probably should have parked the car first







I wish to railfan Plymouth with AARR, assuming of course he survives that car crash, Coronavirus and people looting his house

[AARR]

It's happened to me

I wish to take a break. Granted. You probably should have parked the car first

I wish to railfan Plymouth with AARR, assuming of course he survives that car crash, Coronavirus and people looting his house

Granted, but we become famous for the wrong reason

It was my idea to have a bon fire

I wish Michael, SW, PSG and I railfan Plymouth without getting in trouble

[Michael]

I wish Michael, SW, PSG and I railfan Plymouth without getting in trouble

Granted! An entire day and no trouble at all!!!!!! But no trains either

We make the best of it though





I wish for open windows weather

[AARR]

We must have went to Durand instead

I wish Michael, SW, PSG and I railfan Plymouth without getting in trouble. Granted! An entire day and no trouble at all!!!!!! But no trains either We make the best of it though

I wish for open windows weather

Granted, but you forgot the screens


I wish to remember to put screens in first

[Michael]

I wish to remember to put screens in first

Granted. But your dumb dog renders them useless inside of 10 minutes

Dogs are more efficient. My cats have been slowly destroying them over the course of a year.





I wish to figure out how to be in 2 places at once

[AARR]

I wish to remember to put screens in first. Granted. But your dumb dog renders them useless inside of 10 minutes Dogs are more efficient. My cats have been slowly destroying them over the course of a year.

I wish to figure out how to be in 2 places at once

Granted, you clone yourself but your other self is up to no good


I wish to help Michael be in two places at once

[Michael]

I wish to help Michael be in two places at once

Granted. And he sincerely appreciates it as you spend 8 hours at the Secretary of State only to be waited on by a nasty "civil" servant so you could renew Michael's drivers license

while he enjoys a relaxing spa vacation.


Michael's appreciation combined with $5 will get you a cup of bitter coffee from Starbucks which you don't even drink





I wish to make it up to AARR