For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish to be healthy, wealthy and wise
Granted, you thought the formula was early to bed and early to rise but that is FALSE
I wish to be good at something new
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but it's demotivational and not inspirational because...
I wish to take a helicopter to the top of Mt. Everest
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR is able to post on RRFan.com during his 3 months on the summit
Granted, I start a new daily thread called, "Trains Not Seen". I run up my post count which makes a lot of people mad
I wish to taste the thrill of victory
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you get the part of the slightly overweight middle aged man with a hot wife (see 2:05)
I wish Michael and me join a model railroad club
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but there is no fooling Tyrannosaurus Rex
I wish to run in a straight line if being chased
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but the comics use your life as the topic and it leaves you confused...
But RRFan.com loves you
I wish to perform at Michael's comedy club
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but it makes you very tired and you miss a great opportunity
I wish for cake and ice-cream
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to make 3 good decisions in a row
Granted you wish for your wife to play three role games
I wish to make one good decision
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, and I join you but we both are in trouble
I wish for a great idea
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you have a better idea for a group photo at the next RRFan.com meet. You're the last guy in the photo
I wish to dislike good tasting food
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...