Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish AARR would have remembered to post a Would you Rather?

Granted, but it's irrelevant


I wish I would have remembered to post a Would you Rather

[Michael]

I wish I would have remembered to post a Would you Rather

Granted. But it takes weeks before anyone looks at it



I wish my house could get an extreme makeover

[AARR]

They don't know what they're missing...or maybe they do

I wish I would have remembered to post a Would you Rather . Granted. But it takes weeks before anyone looks at it

I wish my house could get an extreme makeover

Granted, but your kids build it while Mrs. Michael is having your baby and no one supervises them



I wish Michael would hire someone to supervise his kids making over his house

[Michael]

I wish Michael would hire someone to supervise his kids making over his house

Granted. You're hired!





I wish to see how the other half lives

[AARR]

I wish to see how the other half lives

Granted, and their worst day is still better than our best day

[Michael]

I wish for a bird's eye view

[AARR]

I wish for a bird's eye view

Granted, but all you see are hungry mouths to feed and another one on the way



I wish for something different

[Michael]

I wish for something different

Granted.





I wish to not hear the 3% complaining about the 1%

[AARR]

What the eyes have seen cannot be unseen

I wish to not hear the 3% complaining about the 1%

Granted, instead you hear more clearly Mrs Michael and the 8 Michael kiddies



I wish to hear the sound of silence

[Michael]

I wish to hear the sound of silence

Granted.




























































































































































































































































































































































I wish Hurricane Irma fizzles out

[AARR]

I wish Hurricane Irma fizzles out

Granted, but Sr. Mary Surfer is denied her surfing dream of riding the big one



I wish for more conversation and less confrontation

[Michael]

I wish for more conversation and less confrontation

Granted. But it is really, really, really, REALLY boring





I wish everything wasn't political

[AARR]

I wish everything wasn't political

Granted, now everything is so religious



I wish to railfan with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to railfan with Michael

Granted.........Michael Moore that is



You're still better off than railfanning with the other Michael




I wish to be down in Florida

[AARR]

No, I'm better off railfanning with you

I wish to railfan with Michael. Granted.........Michael Moore that is. You're still better off than railfanning with the other Michael

I wish to be down in Florida

Granted, but don't forget this...



I wish that we generously help the victims of hurricanes

[Michael]

I wish that we generously help the victims of hurricanes

Granted. But....






I wish to thank God

[AARR]

I wish to thank God

Granted, and now we know why hurricane Irma was created



I wish death to all mosquitos

[Michael]

I wish death to all mosquitos

Granted. But the technique used to kill them is a bit drastic







I wish for Prudence

[AARR]

I wish for Prudence

Granted, make sure you get out with your hands up



I wish for solitude

[Michael]

I wish for solitude

Granted. But Mrs AARR quickly finds you





I wish to do some fossil hunting with AARR