Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

AMEN!

I wish to sleep at work too

Granted. But your co-workers never let you live it down




I wish to trade up

[AARR]

I wish to trade up

Granted, you create a chart to better visualize your program cause a picture's worth a 1000 words


I wish for a flow chart

[Michael]

I wish for a flow chart

Granted, But it sucks






I wish for vindication

[AARR]

I wish for vindication

Granted, and we celebrate by dumping Gatorade on you


I wish Michael would congratulate me with a high five

[Michael]

I wish Michael would congratulate me with a high five

Granted. Well he tries but is so clumsy he slaps you instead






I wish for something good to eat

[AARR]

I wish for something good to eat

Granted, but you're in a country that this is considered a delicacy...

and it's not Lent so you can't give it up

I wish upon a star

[Michael]

I wish upon a star

Granted. But here is a shocking dose of reality





I wish to have Solomon's wisdom and Samson's strength

[AARR]

I wish to have Solomon's wisdom and Samson's strength

Granted, but you're a mother


I wish SW would wish for something

[Michael]

I wish SW would wish for something

Granted. But his wish is that you would stop asking him to make a wish





I wish SW would wish for something

[AARR]

I wish SW would wish for something

Granted, but he makes the mistake of wishing for something political


I wish for something frivelous

[Michael]

I wish for something frivelous

Granted. It's a frivolous lawsuit against you but it turn out that you lose and the jury awards them a half million







I wish to be James Bond smooth

[AARR]

I wish to be James Bond smooth

Granted, but Mrs. Michael isn't thrilled with your love scenes

And judging from her grip she didn't play baseball but all the same it's going to leave a bruise on you

I wish to dunk a basketball

[Michael]

I wish to dunk a basketball

Granted. But YOU also get dunked

EPIC!!!!





I wish I had some good ideas

[AARR]

I wish I had some good ideas

Granted, but you use them all at RailroadFan.com's Super Long Threads

Anyway, you're Corrupt a Wishes are EPIC!

I wish to be half as funny as Michael

[Michael]

I wish to be half as funny as Michael

Granted. But it turns out Michael has been stealing all his humour and jokes
So half as funny as Michael is...........






I wish to jump out of a perfectly good airplane

[AARR]

I wish to jump out of a perfectly good airplane

Granted, but it's on the ground and your rope is tied to the ceiling so it isn't exciting but very safe


I wish to cliff dive

[Michael]

I wish to cliff dive

Granted.

But you choose a poor location




I wish to go on a road trip

[AARR]

I wish to go on a road trip

Granted, but you go with someone who is very irritating (like me )


I wish to railfan with Michael

[Michael]

I wish to railfan with Michael

Granted. But you discover that Michael is a little older and more senile than he let on







I wish to play baseball in the major leagues

[AARR]

I wish to play baseball in the major leagues

Granted, but you're not doing it right


I wish to play baseball in the majors