For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish for fingernails like Velociraptor claws. Granted. But you have arms like a T-Rex
I wish for a great week
Granted, but you have to listen to everyone saying, "Ah, it looks like you have a case of the Mondays"
I wish to get by Monday then have a great week
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish that North & South Korea would reunify
Granted but its due to North Korea military take over of the South
I wish CA would divide into two separate states
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish CA would divide into two separate states. Granted. But they both suck
I wish for grace under pressure
Granted, you follow Mrs. Michael's lead
I wish to reach the bottom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
~Z~ wrote:I wish to reach the bottom. Granted, you've reached the bottom of post counts, if we sorted counts from fewest to most.
I wish to have a productive day with few unscheduled incoming issues.
Granted, but you have to skip lunch so you are Tony Robbins hungry afterwards and eat too much at Tippy Cow
It hurts so good
I wish to juggle chain saws
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to juggle chain saws. Granted. Congratulations! But I am not sure it was worth it
I wish to find the culprit who stole my bike
Granted, but it's the Beta Male
I wish Michael would call on me to get his bike back from the bully
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael would call on me to get his bike back from the bully. Granted. Michael calls on the AARR-Team for help. But it seems like overkill. Although I love it when a plan comes together
I wish for a wingman
Granted, but I'm not the kind of wingman you were looking for. We only pick up ugly dogs.
But they make great wives
I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com Durand meet
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com Durand meet. Granted. But he brings all his kids
I wish Michael would go to the meet
Granted, but AARR and Michael discuss politics and religion so no one else wants to talk to us
I wish the RRFan.com guys create a dance routine and video it at Durand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish the RRFan.com guys create a dance routine and video it at Durand . Granted. But it is hard to watch
I wish for a hand out
Granted, but you forever have to vote for the opposite political party
I wish Michael continues to post his very good Where is It pictures (even though I seldom guess them right)
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael continues to post his very good Where is It pictures (even though I seldom guess them right) . Granted. But they posts are getting rather obscure
I wish I still had my Members Only jacket
Granted, but you have to buy it from the Salvation Army store
I wish for more trains in Durand
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for more trains in Durand. Granted. More trains in Durand.........India. Gotta keep on with demand
I wish for more trains in Plymouth
Granted, but the run at night and keep you awake so you need a little help from Ernie to go back to sleep
I wish to see Michael and his kids dancing themselves to sleep
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...