Corrupt a Wish

For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts. :)
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AARR wrote:I wish I had a hot tub

Granted. But Michael and his kids are in it more than you :lol:
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Apparently Michael's hot tub is being used to host the Railroadfan.com meeting :lol:




I wish we would skip winter this year

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Michael wrote:I wish we would skip winter this year
Granted, but Santa skips Christmas too and goes on a relaxing vacation with his friends to Michael's hot tub
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I wish for a fun Halloween
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a fun Halloween

Granted. But you get arrested :lol:
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I wish to do it my way

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Michael wrote:I wish to do it my way
Granted, but it doesn't mean you did it the right way :lol:
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Looks like I helped you :lol:

I wish to discover something important
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to discover something important

Granted. You discover that you are not wearing any pants at the board meeting.
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That is kind of important :lol:





I wish for a home improvement

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Michael wrote:I wish for a home improvement
Granted, and I help you :lol:
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I wish for a nice pair of underwear to wear to my next business meeting :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for a nice pair of underwear to wear to my next business meeting :lol:


Granted..... but it is also your LAST business meeting
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Don't worry. I'll hire you :lol:





I wish to fool all the people all the time

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Michael wrote:I wish to fool all the people all the time
Granted, but wives are not tricked even by the Corrupt a Wish genie
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I wish Michael and I form a business with no meetings
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Fortunately women abusing men is still politically correct
AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I form a business with no meetings


Granted. We form Corrupt A Wish LLC
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There are no meetings but we do have to march often :lol:




I wish that the Corrupt a Wish thread on RailroadFan.com be preserved forever in the National Archives

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Michael wrote:I wish that the Corrupt a Wish thread on RailroadFan.com be preserved forever in the National Archives
Granted, they go in the Irrelevant Archives
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I wish more people recognized the brilliance of Super Long Threads
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish more people recognized the brilliance of Super Long Threads

Granted! But it doesn't change anything

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I wish for something to hang my hat on

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Michael wrote:I wish for something to hang my hat on
Granted, and your three youngest children are impressed. Everyone at RRFan.com is impressed with the 3rd one :lol:
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I wish to discover treasure
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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The respect of my children and peers! I'm living the dream :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish to discover treasure


Granted.......
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I wish to hitchhike across America

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Michael wrote:I wish to hitchhike across America
Granted, except no one knows what the sign means anymore
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I wish to pick up Michael and go across America together
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to pick up Michael and go across America together

Granted and things go quite well until Michael & AARR decide to up the excitement factor and pick up another hitchhiker......
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I wish I had a hurricane named after me

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Michael wrote:I wish I had a hurricane named after me
Granted, and this is how we tell what type it is
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I wish to have a hurricane named after Santa Claus
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to have a hurricane named after Santa Claus

Granted. But he puts you on his Naughty List
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I wish to invent a new drink

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Michael wrote:I wish to invent a new drink
Granted, and it turns thoughts into speech
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I wish for less pot holes
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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I believe I have tried that drink once or twice :lol:

AARR wrote:I wish for less pot holes


Granted.....but only because there are now less roads
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I wish for a cake walk

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Michael wrote:I wish for a cake walk
Granted, except everything is on fire :lol:
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I wish to appear in a sitcom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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