For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Granted, but the Genie wasn't sure which profit / prophet you meant so you get both
I wish to learn to play the guitar and get my money for nothing and my chicks for free
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish to learn to play the guitar and get my money for nothing and my chicks for free
Granted and you are pretty good but you still can't make a living off it. You occasionally get some money for nothing and you once got a Chik Fil A for free
I wish for those most expensive bottle of water in the world
Michael wrote:I wish for those most expensive bottle of water in the world
Granted, because in the desert you'll pay anything
I wish to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, it goes from winter to Tornado season. Here's a few tips
I wish to sleep for one more hour
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for less talk and more action
Granted,
I wish to be awake when Mrs AARR is ready for romance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to motivate my kids to exercise more
Granted, but everyone still knows mom is boss...
I wish to be awake and in the same room when Mrs AARR is ready for romance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Mrs Michael was half as awesome as she thinks she is
Granted, but when you say you want to be treated like a king she puts you in your place like a boss
I wish Mrs AARR would stop looking at Ryan, only look at me, be in the same room while I'm awake, and be frisky (did I cover everything, yet?)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
AARR wrote:I wish Mrs AARR would stop looking at Ryan, only look at me, be in the same room while I'm awake, and be frisky (did I cover everything, yet?)
Granted. But the whole affair is over with in less than a minute which upsets Mrs AARR
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you wonder who ate your last four fries
It was me
I wish to reboot
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...