For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish to help Michael be in two places at once. Granted. And he sincerely appreciates it as you spend 8 hours at the Secretary of State only to be waited on by a nasty "civil" servant so you could renew Michael's drivers license. while he enjoys a relaxing spa vacation. Michael's appreciation combined with $5 will get you a cup of bitter coffee from Starbucks which you don't even drink.
I wish to make it up to AARR
Granted, you get me a delicious cheesecake
Which I give to your kids so they have tummy aches all night long and its your turn to get up with the kids
I wish to win an award for trying
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to congratulate AARR for tying so hard
Granted, but if Mrs. AARR gets pregnant I won't need congratulations I'll need protection from Mrs. AARR
I wish to enter the witness protection program so Mrs AARR doesn't find me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I had some palms for Palm Sunday
Granted, but the palms belong to a person and are touching you
I wish to catch a bat
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish everybody was kung fu fighting
Granted, but our chorography is bad
I wish for a better dance routine
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for a better dance routine. Granted. You, me and Zack are spot on ! But we forfeit our man cards
I wish to finish up my to do list
Granted, but then you wake up and join reality where a husbands To Do list never ends
I wish the Coronavirus social distancing never ends
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
If Governor Whitner aint happy, nobody can be happy
Michael wrote:I wish the Coronavirus social distancing never ends . Granted. But the latest fiat by the governor is that even family members must stay 6 feet away from each other. No shimmy sham for you and Mrs AARR . And you are right, men crying is not very manly
I wish for something good to eat
Granted, but it doesn't taste like it looks
I wish for something that looks and tastes good
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PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I could remember what I needed when I got to the store
Granted, but you forget your child is at the bottom of the cart
Admit it, it's happened to you
I wish to quarantine like everyone else
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, and it's Mrs. Michael . But it's expensive and not how you planned it
I wish to bring make Mrs. AARR smile
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to bring make Mrs. AARR smile. Granted. But it is only when you walk out the door
I wish to figure out a solution
Granted, you solve Rubix Cube. But no one cares.
I wish to figure out a solution to World Peace
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to see how AARR would spend a day off
Granted, it starts with Mrs. AARR wishing me a good day then says oh by the way there's a few things I need you to do...
and she checks on me every hour to see how I'm doing
I wish to see how Michael spends a day off
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
(No good deed goes unpunished)
