Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish for a wishing well


Granted. But hundereds of "well wishers" come into your yard daily and trash it
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I wish to eat lunch at the chinese buffet
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Michael wrote:I wish to eat lunch at the Chinese buffet
Granted, but you don't feel welcomed...
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I wish the well-wishers didn't mess up my yard
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish the well-wishers didn't mess up my yard

Granted. Instead they trash the inside of your house!
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I wish to Laugh Out Loud
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Michael wrote:I wish to Laugh Out Loud
Granted, but it's your serious face laugh
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which can still be funny :lol:


I wish to laugh with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish to laugh with Michael


Granted.
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But 10 minutes later we are crying like babies
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I wish to be really thankful
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Michael wrote:I wish to be really thankful
Granted, and here's one :lol:
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I wish Mrs. AARR would read the above message
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish Mrs. AARR would read the above message

Granted. But it is the last time you ever see here
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I wish that AARR had a Happy Thanksgiving
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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR had a Happy Thanksgiving
Granted, I did everything Mrs. AARR told me to do and no one got hurt
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I wish for a finished model train layout
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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I'm glad to hear that the police were not involved in your Thanksgiving this year :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for a finished model train layout

Granted. But it is very basic :lol:
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I wish someone would rake my lawn
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Michael wrote:I wish someone would rake my lawn
Granted, but you forget to pay
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I wish for no more leaves
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Ironically, I came home yesterday and my neighbor had raked much of my lawn :D
AARR wrote:I wish for no more leaves

Granted. But no more leaves means no more photosynthesis and no more photosynthesis means no more oxygen and no more oxygen means........
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I wish my next pilot was Jetlink
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Michael wrote:I wish my next pilot was Jetlink
Granted, but it's the day JetLink decides to drink and fly
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He's in disguise though :lol:

I wish Michael's neighbor raked my leaves 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish Michael's neighbor raked my leaves 8)

Granted. But he charges you a small fortune!




I wish for an easy drive back and forth
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Michael wrote:I wish for an easy drive back and forth
Granted, cause your going to need it with all those kids. Here's one now... :lol:
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I wish for wisdom
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish for wisdom


Granted. But you have little time
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I wish to lose the weight I gained this past week
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Michael wrote:I wish to lose the weight I gained this past week
Granted, and after losing 1 lbs you reward yourself :lol:
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I wish for no drama
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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You know me so well :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish for no drama


Granted.
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I wish for a gold medal
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Looks good to me :D
Michael wrote:I wish for no drama. Granted.

I wish for a gold medal
Granted, one of your kids made it for you :lol:
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I wish for a medal for staying married for 33 years
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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I'll take it!
AARR wrote:I wish for a medal for staying married for 33 years

Granted...... and Mrs AARR gives it to you :lol:
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She thought you said Metal




I wish for a 9 course meal
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I still think you have a hidden camera in my house
Michael wrote:I wish for a medal for staying married for 33 years. Granted...... and Mrs AARR gives it to you :lol: She thought you said Metal

I wish for a 9 course meal
Granted, but you eat so fast you don't taste it

But we laugh watching you :lol:

I wish to enjoy my meal
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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