Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish all lives mattered...... And I wish that statement wasn't a trigger word for my wife

Granted, instead asking "Why?" is her trigger word


I wish Michael can run fast from Mrs Michael

[Michael]

I wish Michael can run fast from Mrs Michael

Granted. He is fast

But he just keeps on running and is never heard from again.





I wish to be courageous

[AARR]

I wish to be courageous

Granted, but it nullifies your request for wisdom wish


I wish for more unfairness

[Michael]

I wish for more unfairness

Granted. But you have to listen to Hoborich complaining about it for years






I wish what was good for the goose was good for the gander

[AARR]

I wish what was good for the goose was good for the gander

Granted


I wish for more 1980's cheese rock music

[Michael]

I wish for more 1980's cheese rock music

Granted. We move into my parents basement and start a community access cable tv show devoted to it






I wish everyone that thinks America sucks would move to Argentina

[AARR]

Rock on Michael

Granted. We move into my parents basement and start a community access cable tv show devoted to it
I wish everyone that thinks America sucks would move to Argentina

Granted, but they are bored without their cell phones and Wi-Fi


I wish Michael moved into his Father in Laws basement and started a Republican community access channel

[Michael]

Party on Wayne

I wish Michael moved into his Father in Laws basement and started a Republican community access channel

Granted. He is promptly arrested for Hate Speech





I wish to celebrate good times

[AARR]

I wish to celebrate good times

Granted, and you dance in celebration


I wish Michael would learn some cool dance moves

[Michael]

I wish Michael would learn some cool dance moves

Granted but he never uses them in public





I wish for an assistant

[AARR]

I wish for an assistant

Granted, but Mrs. Michael won't make your coffee

It looks like you won't be getting anything for a while

I wish also for an assistant

[Michael]

That sounds about right. If I was on Facebook she probably wouldn't even friend me

I wish also for an assistant

Granted, You get a helper monkey. But you both get fat and lazy





I wish there was a website devoted to railfans

[AARR]

I wish there was a website devoted to railfans

Granted, but ~Z~ changes is website to Politics and Religion and you spend all your time there


I wish there was only one MI RR website

[Michael]

I wish there was only one MI RR website

Granted. But it is not railroadfan.com it is michiganrailroads.com



I wish for 40 days of rain

[AARR]

I wish for 40 days of rain

Granted, but you can't make up your mind which two dogs to bring


I wish to build an ark

[Michael]

I wish to build an ark

Granted. But it doesn't float




I wish for a Bob Ross original

[AARR]

I wish for a Bob Ross original

Granted, but you give up your man card (but the dude can paint!)


I wish for a Bob Ross rerun marathon

[Michael]

I wish for a Bob Ross rerun marathon

Granted. But you sleep for a week







I wish for another miracle of the sun

[AARR]

I wish for another miracle of the sun

Granted, but it dries up the lakes and that ruins your families day at the beach


I wish for a unanimous decision

[Michael]

I wish for a unanimous decision

Granted. It is unanimous. Everyone thinks you are AARRelevant


Well not completely unanimous
Michael still thinks you are relevant




I wish someone would exercise for me