Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for evidence

Granted. It is just circumstantial but it is enough to land you in jail





I wish I could win

[AARR]

I wish I could win

Granted, you, Z and me win at losing


I wish to win at winning

[Michael]

I wish to win at winning

Granted. You win! But.............







I wish to know what AARR is going to do with his $50

[AARR]

I wish to know what AARR is going to do with his $50

The same thing I do with all my money...give it to Mrs. AARR

I wish to get out of the rat race

[Michael]

I wish to get out of the rat race

Granted. The only way possible




I wish to persevere

[AARR]

How is that corrupting my wish

I wish to get out of the rat race. Granted. The only way possible

I wish to persevere

Granted, but the flood waters keep pouring in


I wish to railfan CMGN

[Michael]

tòuchè!

I wish to railfan CMGN

Granted. Otherwise known as the China MonGolian North Korean Railroad

They don't take kindly to trespassers



I wish my wife wasn't constantly staring into her phone

[AARR]

I probably won't get much sleep or to eat in prison

I wish to railfan CMGN. Granted. Otherwise known as the China MonGolian North Korean Railroad. They don't take kindly to trespassers

I wish my wife wasn't constantly staring into her phone

Granted, instead she stares at the TV

Time for another kid to keep her busy

I wish for a cell phone that only does what I need it to do and no more and no less (like a Blackberry )

[Michael]

I wish for a cell phone that only does what I need it to do and no more and no less (like a Blackberry )

Granted. But since they don't make Blackberry you are stuck with this slightly larger phone




I wish we could all agree on the definition of progress

[AARR]

I cried when they took away my Blackberry

I wish for a cell phone that only does what I need it to do and no more and no less (like a Blackberry )Granted. But since they don't make Blackberry you are stuck with this slightly larger phone

I wish we could all agree on the definition of progress

Granted, but we can't agree what the next move should be


I wish we could all agree on what the good old days were like

[Michael]

I wish we could all agree on what the good old days were like

Granted. But no one wants to hear about it






I wish I wasn't so darn handsome

[AARR]

I wish I wasn't so darn handsome

Granted, but now you're just handy and so are AARR and Z


I wish for a pet rabbit

[Michael]

Ok but I'm the mildly handsome guy in the middle

I wish for a pet rabbit

Granted. And a year later you have 1000 pet rabbits !!





I wish I had a hot tub

[AARR]

Catholic rabbits

I wish for a pet rabbit. Granted. And a year later you have 1000 pet rabbits !!

I wish I had a hot tub

Granted, but it is used as a beer cooler at the next RRFan.com meet


I wish for a hot tub to sooth my aching muscles

[Michael]

What a waste of a hot tub

I wish for a hot tub to sooth my aching muscles

Granted. But you have to share it with this couple





I wish people wouldn't keep falling for the same old Jedi mind tricks by the media

[AARR]

I wish for a hot tub to sooth my aching muscles. Granted. But you have to share it with this couple

I wish people wouldn't keep falling for the same old Jedi mind tricks by the media

Granted, instead they get their news from comedians on Comedy Central

I wish for a Big Mac with more hamburger than bun

[Michael]

There is no difference between the 2!
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... 00-million

I wish for a Big Mac with more hamburger than bun

Granted. But you gain a little weight





I wish it was Friday

[AARR]

I wish it was Friday

Granted, but you are a Christian in the first 100 years and Saturday is still your Sabbath so you spend Friday working twice as hard so you do nothing on Saturday.

I wish we would all unite

[Michael]

I wish we would all unite

Granted. We all unite. But separately







I wish to get this party started

[AARR]

I wish to get this party started

Granted, and your youngest leads


I wish to turn back time