Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 7:10 am
Michael wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:28 pm
I wish to exit stage right
Granted, but you go the left way which us left handers think is the correct way :lol:


I wish to see the light
Granted, but it's not exactly the light you were hoping for:

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Did you know there is a certain distance from a nuclear explosion where all the frozen pizzas are cooked to perfection?

I wish we had bigger aircraft at work...
:roll:

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NSSD70ACe wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:00 am
I wish we had bigger aircraft at work...
Granted, but it still isn't big enough for some people :lol:
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I wish for a personal drone to fly
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:28 am
I wish for a personal drone to fly

Granted, But around here we don't take kindly to trespassers 8)
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I wish to beat the system

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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:lol:
Michael wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:58 pm
I wish for a personal drone to fly. Granted, But around here we don't take kindly to trespassers 8)

I wish to beat the system
Granted, but you have to wear a disguise :lol:
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I wish to become incognito
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:24 pm
I wish to become incognito

Granted. But you are so incognito that you are no longer recognized by family, friends, your co workers, the gang at RRFan.com, your bank, your wife! You end up having to start a whole new life by marrying a young rich girl with a trust fund.
Its a struggle but you make the best of it :lol:




I wish for a magic pill

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God will give me the strength to carry this cross :lol:
Michael wrote:
Mon Mar 08, 2021 11:24 am
Granted. But you are so incognito that you are no longer recognized by family, friends, your co workers, the gang at RRFan.com, your bank, your wife! You end up having to start a whole new life by marrying a young rich girl with a trust fund. Its a struggle but you make the best of it :lol:

I wish for a magic pill
Granted :lol:
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I wish Michael would join me at Navy Seal boot camp
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:30 pm
I wish Michael would join me at Navy Seal boot camp

Granted. But because of our limited skills we get place in SEAL TEAM DISCO
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I wish to remember the Alamo

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Michael wrote:
Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:20 pm
I wish to remember the Alamo
Granted, you sell souvenirs :lol:
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I wish to be in a brilliant disguise
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:53 pm
I wish to be in a brilliant disguise

Granted. Well it worked for Clark Kent
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Maybe it will work for you





I wish to know who AARR is trying to hide from :D

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Michael wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:20 pm
I wish to know who AARR is trying to hide from :D
Granted...be very afraid :shock: :lol:
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I wish to relocate into the live like a hermit program :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:55 am
I wish to relocate into the live like a hermit program :lol:

Granted. But you lose your Mod status on Railroadfan.com
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I wish visit AARR at his "man cave"

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Michael wrote:
Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:32 pm
I wish visit AARR at his "man cave"
Granted, as do ~Z~ and SW too
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I'd like Michael to help me decorate our mancave
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Fri Mar 12, 2021 7:47 pm
I'd like Michael to help me decorate our mancave

Granted. And he does a pretty decent job but it turns out the bears want their cave back
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Unfortunately you get caught over guard along with Michael & Talk :lol:




I wish AARR and I were professional wrestlers

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Michael wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:06 pm
I wish AARR and I were professional wrestlers
Granted, but the guys at Railroadfan.com name us :lol:
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I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:19 pm
I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move


Granted. But you don't know whether to be amazed or repulsed.....or both :lol:
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I wish to say the emperor is naked!

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Both but it's still bad ass :lol:
Michael wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 1:16 pm
I wish Michael uses his cool wrestling move. Granted. But you don't know whether to be amazed or repulsed.....or both :lol:

I wish to say the emperor is naked!
GRanted, but you still lose the argument
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I wish for a good day
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:44 pm
I wish for a good day


Granted. A great day in fact!!! But then you come home to Mrs AARR who did NOT have a good day and you know the drill.
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If the missus is not happy then no one can be happy and if she is happy then she could care less if anyone else is happy. :roll:




I wish to know what are the odds that I could be missing almost every train in Plymouth

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Michael wrote:
Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:01 am
I wish to know what are the odds that I could be missing almost every train in Plymouth
Granted, with 8 kids you probably miss more than just trains :lol:
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I wish to never embarrass myself again
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:
Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:34 am
I wish to never embarrass myself again



Granted. You're dead :(
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Although your death itself was pretty embarrassing :lol:




I wish to bring AARR back to life

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Michael wrote:
Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:17 am
I wish to bring AARR back to life
Granted, but I'm still a nerd :lol:
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I wish to create a zombie dance routine
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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