Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for one day of lent and 40 days of fattening up

Granted. Here is you after just 20 days of fattening up






I wish for this, that and the other thing

[AARR]

I wish for this, that and the other thing

Granted, but nothing happens because your request goes in an endless circle loop



I wish for a brand new tricycle

[Michael]

I wish for a brand new tricycle

Granted. But it doesn't bring you the happiness it once did






I wish to be an American Picker

[AARR]

I wish to be an American Picker

Granted, and you sing "I'm going to get and when I get I'm going to eat you all up"



I wish for my body to heal

[Michael]

I wish for my body to heal

Granted. It takes about 4 years of "rest" and by then you are grossly overweight





I wish to take a train for a joy ride down the Plymouth Sub

[AARR]

Granted. It takes about 4 years of "rest" and by then you are grossly overweight

I wish to take a train for a joy ride down the Plymouth Sub

Granted, but you try to turn left in front of traffic



I wish to video Michael's accident

[Michael]

I wish to video Michael's accident

Granted. But while video tapping my accident you get into one of your own not paying attention





I wish my wife had just one standard

[AARR]

I wish my wife had just one standard

Granted,



I wish for peace and quiet

[Michael]

I wish for peace and quiet

Granted. It is peaceful and quiet...........

Just before the storm. Ain't that always the way?




I wish for peace and quiet

[AARR]

Awesome picture

Granted. It is peaceful and quiet...........
Just before the storm. Ain't that always the way?

I wish for peace and quiet

Granted Just don't wake her up



I wish for a restart button

[Michael]

Words of wisdom Lyoyd

I wish for a restart button

Granted. But it does nothing




I wish for something to look forward to

[AARR]

Words of wisdom Lyoyd

I wish for something to look forward to

Granted, getting old can be fun



I wish for typing skills

[Michael]

Thanks for giving me something to look forward to!

I wish for typing skills

Granted. But out of fear the CIA has been spying on you, you decide to go back to an old manual typewriter





I wish I was the most interesting man in the world

[AARR]

Sometimes I feel like somebody's watching me

Granted. But out of fear the CIA has been spying on you, you decide to go back to an old manual typewriter

I wish I was the most interesting man in the world

Granted, but we tease you a lot.



I wish there was no wind when I'm biking

[Michael]

That has been happening ever since I met my wife

Granted, but we tease you a lot.



I wish there was no wind when I'm biking

Granted. But it makes your wind sail bike useless



I wish for some fun in the sun

[AARR]

I'll have to pedal

Granted. But it makes your wind sail bike useless

I wish for some fun in the sun

Granted, but don't forget your sun block



I wish to play a board game

[Michael]

I wish to play a board game

Granted. But you get bored pretty quickly





I wish I had not asked for fun in the sun

[AARR]

I wish I had not asked for fun in the sun

Granted...me too Instead you wished for fun in the snow



I wish for warmth

[Michael]

I wish for warmth

Granted. She keeps you plenty warm




I wish for it to snow today

[AARR]

I need to unsee this image

Granted. She keeps you plenty warm

I wish for it to snow today

Granted, and we handle it like tough Michiganders



I wish for a frozen pop tart