Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to learn to square dance

Granted. You learn the hard way





I wish get out of Dodge

[AARR]

I wish get out of Dodge

Granted, and now you're driving whatever this is...but your kids under 10 think its "dope"



I wish to know what it's all about

[Michael]

I wish to know what it's all about

Granted. But it is quite a letdown





I wish the government "scientists" tampering with the climate numbers would go to jail

[AARR]

I wish the government "scientists" tampering with the climate numbers would go to jail

Granted, instead they set out to gather evidence about their climate numbers



I wish to undo the damage to my toes from frostbite

[Michael]

I wish to undo the damage to my toes from frostbite

Granted. But it requires that you wear these special orthopedic shoes for years in order to undo the damage

Fortunately that does not cramp your lifestyle too much





I wish to go back to Windows 1.0

[AARR]

I wish to go back to Windows 1.0

Granted,



I wish my thumbs would heal

[Michael]

Hmmm. Looks different than I remember

I wish my thumbs would heal

Granted. But only after months of having to suck your thumbs





I wish for a good nights rest

[AARR]

I wish for a good nights rest

Granted, but you are carried away by the sheep



I wish to be in a movie about a giant snake

[Michael]

I wish to be in a movie about a giant snake

Granted. But it looks ridiculously fake and people laugh the theater





I wish to ban the word ban

[AARR]

I wish to ban the word ban

Granted, but the word "hammered" stays

and changes how ~Z~ puts people on probation


I wish for more participation in Super Long Threads

[Michael]

I wish for more participation in Super Long Threads

Granted. But it is all in the Actual Possibility of New Durand Diamond ACTUAL! thread






I wish Captain America was real

[AARR]

I wish Captain America was real

Granted, but he hasn't run in a while



I wish for more warm February days

[Michael]

I wish for more warm February days

Granted. One more day to be exact and then it is back to winter






I wish for a good excuse

[AARR]

I wish for a good excuse

Granted,



I wish to learn the German language

[Michael]

I wish to learn the German language

Granted. Actually you are forced to....We all are, in the age of the Forth Reich




I wish to a motivational speaker

[AARR]

I wish to a motivational speaker

Granted,



I wish to listen to Michael's motivational speech

[Michael]

I wish to listen to Michael's motivational speech

Granted. But you fall asleep..Only to be awoken by another motivational speaker.......Mrs AARR





I wish travel the world

[AARR]

I wish travel the world

Granted, but there are many hidden costs



I wish to be a caddy

[Michael]

I wish to be a caddy

Granted. But you end up in Tibet as a looper for the Dalai Lama!
You caddy 18 holes and it looks like he is going to stiff you! So you say, Dalai, How about something you know for the effort.
He says no money but on your deathbed you will achieve total consciousness.....
So you got that going for you...which is nice





I wish I knew what to give up for Lent

[AARR]

Granted. But you end up in Tibet as a looper for the Dalai Lama!
You caddy 18 holes and it looks like he is going to stiff you! So you say, Dalai, How about something you know for the effort.
He says no money but on your deathbed you will achieve total consciousness.....
So you got that going for you...which is nice

I wish I knew what to give up for Lent

Granted,



I wish for one day of lent and 40 days of fattening up