Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish everyone would drive aggressively

Granted, But you are on a bike!!!!!





I wish for a tasty snack

[AARR]

That's my nightmare

Granted, But you are on a bike!!!!!

I wish for a tasty snack

Granted, '



I wish for more greens too

[Michael]

I wish for more greens too

Granted.......Soylent Green







I wish to go back to a dumb phone

[AARR]

I wish to go back to a dumb phone

Granted, you go waaay back.



I wish for electronic literacy

[Michael]

I wish for electronic literacy

Granted. But no one knows quite what that means







I wish it would rain all day

[AARR]

I like the What Everyone Thinks It Is

I wish it would rain all day

Granted, and it's a good thing you remember your umbrella



I wish for a smarter phone

[Michael]

I wish for a smarter phone

Granted. But it is smarter than you





I wish for full access

[AARR]

I wish for full access

Granted, but then the blame for Hillary's loss shifts from Russia to you



I wish for limited access

[Michael]

I wish for limited access

Granted. You now have limited access to Mrs AARR. Severely limited access if you know what I mean




I wish to know if Mrs AARR knows that she is referred to on this website as "Mrs AARR"

[AARR]

I know what you mean

Granted. You now have limited access to Mrs AARR. Severely limited access if you know what I mean

I wish to know if Mrs AARR knows that she is referred to on this website as "Mrs AARR"

Granted, No...but it wouldn't surprise her



I wish to know if Mrs. Michael knows how much time Michael spends at RRFan.com

[Michael]

I wish to know if Mrs. Michael knows how much time Michael spends at RRFan.com

Granted. She does now because of you but as we all know it is the whistleblowers that always get in trouble.






I wish to think big

[AARR]

Sorry brother

Granted. She does now because of you but as we all know it is the whistleblowers that always get in trouble.

I wish to think big

Granted, like a boss



I wish to resume my quest for Most Humble & Irrelevant Award

[Michael]

I wish to resume my quest for Most Humble & Irrelevant Award

Granted and you win!!!!


But it is promptly taken from you for your excessive humblebragging


Fortunately you still have your Mr Irrelevant title





I wish to walk these tracks

[AARR]

After all these years I still go it

Fortunately you still have your Mr Irrelevant title

I wish to walk these tracks

Granted, but they're the tracks from Canada and the border guards are happy to see you



I wish to explore new lands

[Michael]

I wish to explore new lands

Granted. You start with a place called No Man's Land.

You are never heard from again



I wish to go in search of AARR

[AARR]

Granted. You start with a place called No Man's Land.

I wish to go in search of AARR

Granted, now we face the hardest choice of our life



I wish for a candy bar

[Michael]

I wish for a candy bar

Granted. Bite size.

Did that satisfy?




I wish to get to the bottom of this

[AARR]

Unsatisfying

Granted. Bite size.

I wish to get to the bottom of this

Granted, and now you know who the Muppets really are



I wish the top picture on this page would disappear...it gives me the heebeegeebies

[Michael]

I wish the top picture on this page would disappear...it gives me the heebeegeebies

Granted. The top photo disappears only to have a much worse photo appears moments later......fortunately I didn't post it





I wish I knew all 100 skills every man should know.

[AARR]

Thank you

Granted. The top photo disappears only to have a much worse photo appears moments later......fortunately I didn't post it

I wish I knew all 100 skills every man should know.

Granted, but it leaves you time for nothing else



I wish to know the one skill every man should know