For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Granted, but ~Z~, SW and me are just about fed up with your singing the Candyman song
I wish for a peace offering
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but the other guy is still better prepared
Run away while you can
I wish to duck when the other person swings
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but with 15 kids it's on groceries for one week
^^^Admit it, this has happened to you at least once
I wish to lend Michael enough money to buy food for his family for one year
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, and I donate to the church and save it wisely...
No I don't, I build a gigantic model railroad and invite you over
I wish to invest wisely
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to invest wisely. Granted. And thank goodness for it because you are just able to keep up with Mrs AARR's spending
I wish I had more time to kill
Granted, ~Z~ and I help you find things to do...
You're laying down
I wish for time to waste
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you move to Ann Arbor, 7 square miles surrounded by reality
But they do have Zingerman's
I wish to go to Zingerman's with a bunch of the guys from RRFan.com
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish to go to Zingerman's with a bunch of the guys from RRFan.com. Granted. But you are required to sit 6 feet apart and wear a mask even while you eat
I wish perfect my time machine
Granted, it's closer than you think
I wish to time travel with Michael
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I wish for a new Godzilla movie where Godzilla resembles a dinosaur and not a man in a costume
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but Mrs. Michael isn't happy with the color selection
I wish to play a joke on Mrs. AARR
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. You play a little harmless practical joke on Mrs AARR to which she seemingly takes it well. You kiss and go to sleep....
The next day you wake up naked in the desert already sunburned with no provisions
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. But they are all set as far as their tactical team so you are hired to work in the office cleaning up, making plane reservations, paper work, fielding phone calls etc....