Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish I had stuck with my first wish

Granted, but that is corrupted too


I wish God would kill the corrupt politicians

[Michael]

I wish God would kill the corrupt politicians

Granted. It is Anarchy as there are no longer any formal governments anywhere in the world




I wish to be more grateful

[AARR]

I wish to be more grateful

Granted


I wish to retake a Statistics college class

[Michael]

Uggg. The back is bad enough

I wish to retake a Statistics college class

Granted. But statistically speaking you still flunk





I wish it was 2:16

[AARR]

I wish it was 2:16

Granted, you missed lunch now your stomach is making a whale mating call during a very important meeting with your top customer . And what the heck your butt is making noises too

I wish it was 5pm

[Michael]

That sounds about right

I wish it was 5pm

Granted but you are working late





I wish to fly 1st class

[AARR]

I wish to fly 1st class

Granted, but your plane crashes and you get to die first



I wish to sit in the back

[Michael]

I wish to sit in the back

Granted. But sitting in the back of this car was a bad idea.





I wish people treated others they way the would like to be treated

[AARR]

I wish people treated others they way the would like to be treated

Granted, that sucks for people who neuter their animals



I wish to live in a van down by the tracks

[Michael]

I wish to live in a van down by the tracks

Granted. Although I think you parked a little too close to the tracks






I wish Netflix had some good shows

[AARR]

I wish Netflix had some good shows

Granted, but no one hears from you again



I wish there was no TV

[Michael]

I wish there was no TV

Granted. No A-Team, No Godzilla marathons, No college football, No Red-Green show, No Mystery Science Theater.........

Just plenty of time to work on your honey do list




I wish smoke cigars and discuss politics with AARR

[AARR]

I didn't think of that

I wish there was no TV. Granted. No A-Team, No Godzilla marathons, No college football, No Red-Green show, No Mystery Science Theater.........

I wish smoke cigars and discuss politics with AARR

Granted, but we still argue even though we agree so ~Z~ banhammers us anyway


I wish to build bridges

[Michael]

I wish to build bridges

Granted. But they don't go anywhere






I wish to hire the A-Team

[AARR]

I wish to hire the A-Team

Granted but it's the small "a"-Team


I wish for better conditioning

[Michael]

I wish for better conditioning

Granted. But it doesn't help






I wish I had a hot tub

[AARR]

I wish I had a hot tub

Granted, but Mrs Michael is difficult to impress


I wish to see bubbles in Michael's hot tub

[Michael]

I wish to see bubbles in Michael's hot tub

Granted. But you smell them too





I wish people were not so predictable

[AARR]

I wish people were not so predictable

Granted, but you regret your wish when Mrs Michael and you're oldest daughter become animal rights activists


I wish Michael would become unpredictable and become a vegan

[Michael]

I wish Michael would become unpredictable and become a vegan

Granted. But he becomes a predictable elitist judgemental vegan

It's is all he talks about.


I wish all lives mattered...... And I wish that statement wasn't a trigger word for my wife