For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish to go where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day too. Granted. No one for 300 miles and not a cloud in the sky to block you from the scorching sun
I wish to for AARR and I to travel the country as carnys
Granted, but you get the cool job doing whatever this is
I wish to get a cool carny job too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but Mrs. Michael reminds you still have to work
I wish black cats weren't considered unlucky
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to be the harbinger of good news
Granted, but you have to dress and march like this
I wish to be like Santa Claus
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish it was a beautiful day in my neighborhood
Granted, it's a beautiful December day but you are sick
I wish to have an alpha personality like Mrs. AARR
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you pass away before the drawing and Mrs. Michael really wants that ticket
I wish Michael remembers his good friend AARR when he shares his lottery winnings
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but you get more political telemarketing calls
I wish Michael and I share his lottery winnings on something
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but now you're boring and I stop posting in Corrupt a Wish
We're both lucky there were attractive women who married us willingly
I wish to make less decisions
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but guess what happens on the first day of spring
I wish for a snowless winter too
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish hypocrisy was a high crime and misdemeanor
Granted, but at some point we all are arrested
Maybe we'll be bunkies
I wish Michael and I look good in stripes
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I could have found a good photo for this
Granted, but it takes a very long time and Mrs. Michael is now unhappy with you because you aren't helping with the kids
And when your family isn't happy neither are you
I wish for a funny big family meme
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
