For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
I hear drowning is more peaceful than listening to complaining
Michael wrote:I wish to swim against the current. Granted. But doing so you end up in the middle of the ocean before you know it. Too tired to make it back to shore. But hey, at least you don't have to listen to a total stranger complain anymore
I wish for a tactical strike....from God
Granted, but you're the target
I wish for a sports station that talks about sports instead of current events
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
My sports station actually talked about sports today. I almost cried from happiness.
Michael wrote:I wish for a sports station that talks about sports instead of current events . Granted. But it is a small high school radio station in the Yukon covering mostly dog sledding races. Still better than anything around here
I wish to be not afraid
Granted, and you will also get your run in too
I wish Michael bangs those symbols
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. Although Michael has his suspicions that image is photoshopped since penguins and polar bear live on different poles, he still takes you advice to poke the bear but......
Granted, but it drives you insane so I share my theme song with you
I wish Michael and I share the same mental hospital cell
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Michael and I share the same mental hospital cell. Granted. But we get stuck with Nurse Ratched
I wish that we escape
Granted, but I insist on leading and we end up in jail
At least we make a great comedy movie
I wish Michael would have led our escape
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to thank all us NONessential workers
Granted, Gov. Whitmer appreciates your support
I wish to live in Alaska
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted. Alaksa. Wide open spaces. Fresh food. Awesome Railroad
Beautiful scenery
Plenty of wildlife
But here is where you live.........
On the tiny island of Diomede just across from Russia. Population 101. 100 Eskimos and you.
Your chief activities are drinking, keeping warm and trying to survive
Michael wrote:I wish to live in Alaska. Granted. Alaksa. Wide open spaces. Fresh food. Awesome Railroad. Beautiful scenery. Plenty of wildlife. But here is where you live......... On the tiny island of Diomede just across from Russia. Population 101. 100 Eskimos and you. Your chief activities are drinking, keeping warm and trying to survive
I wish to visit AARR
Granted, and I keep you entertained outdoors by disguising ourselves as bears so they don't attack us
I wish Michael celebrates with me that COVID-19 disappeared and is no longer a threat
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish we could make a wish that doesn't have us end up in prison
Granted, instead we end up at a Hillary / Joe motivational speech
We'd both rather go to jail
I wish to dive from a 100' cliff
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to dive from a 100' cliff. Granted But it doesn't go as planned. and it just gets worse. And ironically you get arrested and under up in jail
I wish for a happy ending
Granted, But it's not your happy ending
I wish for a content ending
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
That is it no corruption. In fact, you caught the Genie feeling magnanimous and was going to grant your wish corruption free but you wasted it on this....
I wish to catch the Genie feeling magnanimous and have him grant me riches