Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish for fingernails like Velociraptor claws

Granted. But you have arms like a T-Rex





I wish for a great week

[AARR]

Good one

I wish for fingernails like Velociraptor claws. Granted. But you have arms like a T-Rex

I wish for a great week

Granted, but you have to listen to everyone saying, "Ah, it looks like you have a case of the Mondays"


I wish to get by Monday then have a great week

[Michael]

I wish to get by Monday then have a great week

Granted. But that Monday really kicks your butt




I wish that North & South Korea would reunify

[AARR]

I wish that North & South Korea would reunify

Granted but its due to North Korea military take over of the South


I wish CA would divide into two separate states

[Michael]

I wish CA would divide into two separate states

Granted. But they both suck



I wish for grace under pressure

[AARR]

Of course

I wish CA would divide into two separate states. Granted. But they both suck

I wish for grace under pressure

Granted, you follow Mrs. Michael's lead


I wish to reach the bottom

[~Z~]

I wish to reach the bottom

Granted, you've reached the bottom of post counts, if we sorted counts from fewest to most.

I wish to have a productive day with few unscheduled incoming issues.

[AARR]

I reached the bottom of relevancy

I wish to reach the bottom. Granted, you've reached the bottom of post counts, if we sorted counts from fewest to most.

I wish to have a productive day with few unscheduled incoming issues.

Granted, but you have to skip lunch so you are Tony Robbins hungry afterwards and eat too much at Tippy Cow

It hurts so good

I wish to juggle chain saws

[Michael]

I wish to juggle chain saws

Granted. Congratulations! But I am not sure it was worth it






I wish to find the culprit who stole my bike

[AARR]

Yes, it was

I wish to juggle chain saws. Granted. Congratulations! But I am not sure it was worth it

I wish to find the culprit who stole my bike

Granted, but it's the Beta Male


I wish Michael would call on me to get his bike back from the bully

[Michael]

I wish Michael would call on me to get his bike back from the bully

Granted. Michael calls on the AARR-Team for help

But it seems like overkill
Although I love it when a plan comes together



I wish for a wingman

[AARR]

I am effective though

I wish Michael would call on me to get his bike back from the bully. Granted. Michael calls on the AARR-Team for help. But it seems like overkill. Although I love it when a plan comes together

I wish for a wingman

Granted, but I'm not the kind of wingman you were looking for. We only pick up ugly dogs.

But they make great wives

I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com Durand meet

[Michael]

I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com Durand meet

Granted. But he brings all his kids






I wish Michael would go to the meet

[AARR]

All are welcome

I wish Michael comes to the RRFan.com Durand meet. Granted. But he brings all his kids

I wish Michael would go to the meet

Granted, but AARR and Michael discuss politics and religion so no one else wants to talk to us


I wish the RRFan.com guys create a dance routine and video it at Durand

[Michael]

I wish the RRFan.com guys create a dance routine and video it at Durand

Granted. But it is hard to watch





I wish for a hand out

[AARR]

But we look good

I wish the RRFan.com guys create a dance routine and video it at Durand . Granted. But it is hard to watch

I wish for a hand out

Granted, but you forever have to vote for the opposite political party


I wish Michael continues to post his very good Where is It pictures (even though I seldom guess them right)

[Michael]

I wish Michael continues to post his very good Where is It pictures (even though I seldom guess them right)

Granted. But they posts are getting rather obscure




I wish I still had my Members Only jacket

[AARR]

Durand

I wish Michael continues to post his very good Where is It pictures (even though I seldom guess them right) . Granted. But they posts are getting rather obscure

I wish I still had my Members Only jacket

Granted, but you have to buy it from the Salvation Army store


I wish for more trains in Durand

[Michael]

I wish for more trains in Durand

Granted. More trains in Durand.........India

Gotta keep on with demand



I wish for more trains in Plymouth

[AARR]

Passenger trains are not real trains

I wish for more trains in Durand. Granted. More trains in Durand.........India. Gotta keep on with demand

I wish for more trains in Plymouth

Granted, but the run at night and keep you awake so you need a little help from Ernie to go back to sleep


I wish to see Michael and his kids dancing themselves to sleep