Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Mar 14, 2020 4:22 pm

Michael wrote:I wish ride the rails

Granted, but your train meets me head on after I had my Wheaties :lol:
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I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:18 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW.



Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught.

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It's a long story :lol:





I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:59 am

I'm a better looking woman than a man :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to ride a train with Michael, ~Z~ and SW. Granted. The 4 of us sneak aboard an AMTRAK train in disguise (your Helga costume is amazing) to give some dude a fake orange juice report but we get caught. It's a long story :lol:

I wish to get a full weeks worth of wishes corrupted in a weekend

Granted, but we neglect everything else. And since you still have kids at home you are in trouble with Mrs. Michael :lol:
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I wish to find a church that is open
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:41 am

AARR wrote:I wish to find a church that is open




Granted. But the only one open is The Church of the Flat Earthers.....so you convert :lol:

I'm heading to St Thomas in AA now.




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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:59 am

~Z~ will ban me for life :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to find a church that is open. Granted. But the only one open is The Church of the Flat Earthers.....so you convert :lol:

I wish to be pleasantly surprised

Granted, but it requires you being lied too :lol:
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I wish to join the church of young earthers
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:23 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to join the church of young earthers


Granted. But you quickly discover it is a cult after they take over your home, wife and assets.
Although the preacher does give great sermons :lol:





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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:48 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to think faster

Granted, but either way it's not going to be a good decision :lol:
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I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:45 pm

AARR wrote:I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic



Granted. Stuck in your home you finally have time to watch all your favorite reruns!!!!!!
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But you break your only pair of glasses
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I wish to hit 30,000 step today
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:57 pm

Your responses are always LOL good but this is another one of your epics :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish for something good to come out of the Coronavirus Pandemic. Granted. Stuck in your home you finally have time to watch all your favorite reruns!!!!! But you break your only pair of glasses

I wish to hit 30,000 step today

Granted, but you freak out everyone :lol:


I wish to hit 1 big step today
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:00 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to hit 1 big step today




Granted but it is right on a LEGO!
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I wish to see AARR LOL :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:04 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to see AARR LOL :lol:

Granted, but you never want to see me laugh again :lol: :shock:


I wish for Lent to be over
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:18 pm

:lol: Awful

AARR wrote:I wish for Lent to be over




Granted. But nothing changes :cry:
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I wish to indulge my sweet tooth
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:28 am

Michael wrote:I wish to indulge my sweet tooth

Granted, but you also indulge your girth :lol:
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But you look good 8)

I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:22 am

God help me if I ever get even half that bad :D

AARR wrote:I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over



Granted. But Mrs AARR's restrictions just begin :lol:
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I wish to be part of the "in" crowd that still gets to go to Mass
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:02 am

I'll take my chances with COVID-19 then :lol:
Michael wrote:I wish the COVID-19 restrictions were over. Granted. But Mrs AARR's restrictions just begin :lol:

I wish to be part of the "in" crowd that still gets to go to Mass

Granted, and you are rewarded by not getting COVID-19. However, you all get the flu because no good work goes unpunished :lol: Image

I wish to be brave trying to survive on 495 days worth of food and toilet paper :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:17 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be brave trying to survive on 495 days worth of food and toilet paper :lol:




Granted. The bravery part comes in when you tell people you have that much in storage.......
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Now you have half an hours worth of supplies




I wish to get a shave a haircut for 2 bits
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:40 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to get a shave and a haircut for 2 bits

Granted, and you look awesome! :lol:
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But Mrs. Michael won't let you near her for a month :lol: . But it's worth it 8) .

I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:03 pm

AARR wrote:I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19




Granted. But being the vaccine now, your beloved cheesecake is nowhere to be found :shock:
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You take it better than expected though :lol:
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I wish I was as stocked up as AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:22 pm

NO CHEESECAKE! I'm going on the war path :x
Michael wrote:I wish cheesecake was the vaccine for COVID-19. Granted. But being the vaccine now, your beloved cheesecake is nowhere to be found :shock: You take it better than expected though :lol:

I wish I was as stocked up as AARR

Thank you, because now the rioters are at your house and taking your toilet paper :lol:
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I wish to understand why people think rioting and vandalizing will solve anything :?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:12 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to understand why people think rioting and vandalizing will solve anything :?



Granted. You find out the hard way when you have to resort to rioting against Marshall Law :shock:
But it doesn't solve anything




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