Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:13 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I had placed on a bet on The Chiefs winning yesterday

Granted, they won but didn't cover the spread so your booky wants his money but you don't have enough so instead you get smacked around :shock:
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You're still a handsome man though :lol:

I wish I had Michael's IQ :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:33 pm

AARR wrote:I wish I had Michael's IQ :lol:




Granted. But it requires hitting yourself in the head with a brick
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I wish to try something new
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:18 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to try something new

Granted, you try new vows :lol:
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I wish to take new vows
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:43 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to take new vows




Granted. The vow of obedience :roll:
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I wish to party like it's 1985
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:03 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to party like it's 1985

Granted, and you gather with your 1985 friends :lol:
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I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:40 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic



Granted. But 2 of you have lice, scurvy and the bubonic plague
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I wish to quit while I'm ahead
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:47 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to quit while I'm ahead

Granted, but you get run over by those behind you :lol:
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I wish to trail the pack
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 08, 2020 8:38 am

AARR wrote:I wish to trail the pack



Granted. But Michael has to quit while he is ahead to come to the end of the pack to help you finish the race :D
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I wish for brush it off
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:28 am

Michael wrote:I wish for brush it off

Granted, but Jesus saw you :shock: :lol:
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I wish for assistance
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:42 am

AARR wrote:I wish for assistance




Granted. Road Side Assistance......
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But beware!




I wish to assist AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:16 am

Michael wrote:I wish to assist AARR

Granted, you distract the lion while I escape :lol:
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I wish to repay Michael for his assistance
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:23 am

AARR wrote:I wish to repay Michael for his assistance




Granted. But he is insulted by your sub sandwich as repayment for saving your life and losing his legs in the process....
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He eats it anyways :lol:





I wish I was a great public speaker
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:15 am

Michael wrote:I wish I was a great public speaker

Granted, but you give a militant vegan crowd a great speech about the benefits of eating meat and they don't appreciate your great public speaking skills :lol:
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I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals :lol:
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:58 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals :lol:



Granted. But your political rivals throw rocks, acid, and molotov cocktails back

But this image is funnier :lol:
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I wish to shine the light of truth
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:57 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to shine the light of truth

Granted, but the audience is blind and can't see light and your great public speaking skills about the benefits of coal as an energy source fail against this group of environmental activists :lol:
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I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed Feb 12, 2020 7:16 am

AARR wrote:I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller




Granted. But now they are too small

. <------- There it is......I think :D





I wish to be prepared
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:16 am

Michael wrote:I wish to be prepared

Granted, but how do you prepare to be stomped on by Godzilla :lol:
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I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:26 pm

AARR wrote:I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla




Granted. You risk your life for Michael and all you get from him is a lousy T-Shirt :roll:
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I wish AARR and I were Billionaires
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:06 pm

Michael wrote:I wish AARR and I were Billionaires

Granted, but it changes us :lol:
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I wish Michael and I were smarter
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue Feb 18, 2020 11:22 am

AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I were smarter



Granted.......But not by much
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I wish to eat like no one is watching
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