Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish I had placed on a bet on The Chiefs winning yesterday
Granted, they won but didn't cover the spread so your booky wants his money but you don't have enough so instead you get smacked around :shock:
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You're still a handsome man though :lol:

I wish I had Michael's IQ :lol:
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AARR wrote:I wish I had Michael's IQ :lol:


Granted. But it requires hitting yourself in the head with a brick
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I wish to try something new

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Michael wrote:I wish to try something new
Granted, you try new vows :lol:
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I wish to take new vows
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to take new vows


Granted. The vow of obedience :roll:
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I wish to party like it's 1985

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Michael wrote:I wish to party like it's 1985
Granted, and you gather with your 1985 friends :lol:
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You scare your little kids :lol:

I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to party like it's 1699 with Al Yankjovic

Granted. But 2 of you have lice, scurvy and the bubonic plague
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I wish to quit while I'm ahead

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Michael wrote:I wish to quit while I'm ahead
Granted, but you get run over by those behind you :lol:
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I wish to trail the pack
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to trail the pack

Granted. But Michael has to quit while he is ahead to come to the end of the pack to help you finish the race :D
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I wish for brush it off

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Michael wrote:I wish for brush it off
Granted, but Jesus saw you :shock: :lol:
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I wish for assistance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for assistance


Granted. Road Side Assistance......
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But beware!




I wish to assist AARR

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Michael wrote:I wish to assist AARR
Granted, you distract the lion while I escape :lol:
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I wish to repay Michael for his assistance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to repay Michael for his assistance


Granted. But he is insulted by your sub sandwich as repayment for saving your life and losing his legs in the process....
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He eats it anyways :lol:





I wish I was a great public speaker

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Michael wrote:I wish I was a great public speaker
Granted, but you give a militant vegan crowd a great speech about the benefits of eating meat and they don't appreciate your great public speaking skills :lol:
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I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals :lol:
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to throw eggs at my political rivals :lol:

Granted. But your political rivals throw rocks, acid, and molotov cocktails back

But this image is funnier :lol:
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I wish to shine the light of truth

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Michael wrote:I wish to shine the light of truth
Granted, but the audience is blind and can't see light and your great public speaking skills about the benefits of coal as an energy source fail against this group of environmental activists :lol:
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I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to resize pictures I post here so they are smaller


Granted. But now they are too small

. <------- There it is......I think :D





I wish to be prepared

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Michael wrote:I wish to be prepared
Granted, but how do you prepare to be stomped on by Godzilla :lol:
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I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish t protect my friend Michael from being stomped on by Godzilla


Granted. You risk your life for Michael and all you get from him is a lousy T-Shirt :roll:
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I wish AARR and I were Billionaires

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Michael wrote:I wish AARR and I were Billionaires
Granted, but it changes us :lol:
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I wish Michael and I were smarter
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish Michael and I were smarter

Granted.......But not by much
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I wish to eat like no one is watching

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