Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to persuade ~Z~ to listen to our stories

Granted but Z was only considering a banhammer before listening but after listening to our stories.......





I wish for a My Pillow

[AARR]

I wish for a My Pillow

Granted, but Mrs. Michael isn't happy

But you hit an epic cool factor with your kids

I wish for a My Bed

[Michael]

I wish for a My Bed

Granted, But around your house Mrs AARR just calls it The Couch





I wish to change hearts and minds

[AARR]

I wish to change hearts and minds

Granted, good luck with this one. We'll be standing behind you...about a mile away


I wish to know where Michael keep the camera in my house

[Michael]

I wish to know where Michael keep the camera in my house

Granted. But the bigger problem is Big Tech spying on you







I wish to express my gratitude

[AARR]

I wish to express my gratitude

Granted, and Mrs. Michael is too


I wish to respond sarcastically

[Michael]

I wish to respond sarcastically

Granted. But sarcasm doesn't work well when you're destitute and have to resort to panhandling






I wish to drop the mic and walk off

[AARR]

I wish to drop the mic and walk off

Granted, Michael falls, oops, wrong Mike


I wish Michael does an encore

[Michael]

I wish Michael does an encore

Granted. But he falls right on top of you





I wish for something completely different

[AARR]

I wish for something completely different

Granted, and it's unique


I wish for more of the same

[Michael]

I wish for more of the same

Granted. But you get more of the same






I wish for independence

[AARR]

I wish for independence

Granted, you're free but have limited options


I wish for freedom

[Michael]

I wish for freedom

Granted......but it is limited to fries


But hey, you're still pissing people off






I wish for a second cup of fine coffee

[AARR]

I wish for a second cup of fine coffee

Granted, but it is spilled before you can drink it


I wish for a McGriddle

[Michael]

I wish for a McGriddle

Granted. Despite being warned you eat it anyways.....


.....and live to regret it





I wish to move to Texas

[AARR]

I wish to move to Texas

Granted, and you have a dynamic first week


I wish Michael comes back to MI

[Michael]

I wish Michael comes back to MI

Granted. But only because he is extradited to prison. No Internet prison








I wish to travel light

[AARR]

I wish to travel light

Granted, but your definition is different than Mrs. Micahel's


I wish to catch a python

[Michael]

I wish to catch a python

Granted, A Monty Python. A Monty Python Flying Circus Marathon that is.
You can't stay awake at work the next day




I wish to sleep at work

[AARR]

I wish to sleep at work

Granted, here are some excuses if you're caught (you'll like the last one)


I wish to sleep at work too