Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Mon May 13, 2019 7:26 am

AARR wrote:I wish to escape




Granted.....You escape the Frying Pan!
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....Although you end up in the fire :?





I wish for a dozen doughnuts
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Mon May 13, 2019 6:25 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for a dozen doughnuts

Granted, but they're plain
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I wish for a vanilla frosted cream filled long-john donut
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 14, 2019 6:40 am

Oh the humanity! :cry:

AARR wrote:I wish for a vanilla frosted cream filled long-john donut




Granted. It is one of the leftovers from this photoshoot :shock:
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I wish it was Taco Tuesday
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 14, 2019 6:49 pm

Michael wrote:I wish it was Taco Tuesday

Granted, it's part of your fitness program
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I wish to fit cheesecake into my fitness program 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Wed May 15, 2019 4:09 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to fit cheesecake into my fitness program 8)



Granted. But so does Mrs AARR and she doesn't like to share
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I wish for more energy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Wed May 15, 2019 7:04 pm

Michael wrote:I wish for more energy

Granted, but Mrs. Michael is not in the mood :lol:
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I wish to be a bee keeper
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu May 16, 2019 4:15 pm

AARR wrote:I wish to be a bee keeper



Granted. But Mrs AARR is not in the mood
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Women



I wish to get lost in the woods
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 16, 2019 7:24 pm

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to be a bee keeper. Granted. But Mrs AARR is not in the mood. Women

I wish to get lost in the woods

Granted, but you break some animal law and must do time for the crime
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I wish Michael gets mercy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 17, 2019 1:24 pm

AARR wrote:I wish Michael gets mercy



Granted. But you get none :(
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Thanks for taking the hit for me :D



I wish I wasn't the stupidest person on the planet
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 17, 2019 6:41 pm

Michael wrote:I wish I wasn't the stupidest person on the planet

If I respond ~Z~ will banhammer me :lol:

I wish Mrs. AARR would think I'm handsome
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sat May 18, 2019 9:18 am

AARR wrote:I wish Mrs. AARR would think I'm handsome




Granted! But she is still not in the mood :cry:





I wish to pass GO and collect $200
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sat May 18, 2019 4:29 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to pass GO and collect $200

Granted, but on the next move you go to jail
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I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Sun May 19, 2019 8:31 am

AARR wrote:I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads




Granted. But you don't understand why you can't put up a house on the railroad tracks :lol:




I wish to be more grateful
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Sun May 19, 2019 10:43 am

:lol:
Michael wrote:I wish to buy all the monopoly railroads. Granted. But you don't understand why you can't put up a house on the railroad tracks :lol:

I wish to be more grateful

Granted, but there is one thing you can't quite be thankful for :lol:
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I wish to be indifferent
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Tue May 21, 2019 11:32 am

AARR wrote:I wish to be indifferent




Not granted. But you are indifferent about it. :lol:




I wish to go biking with AARR
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Tue May 21, 2019 7:01 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to go biking with AARR

Granted, but I get stuck and you offer to help :lol:
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I wish my haters would stop hating on me
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Thu May 23, 2019 5:31 pm

Totally worth it 8)

AARR wrote:I wish my haters would stop hating on me



Granted. But now your lovers (Mrs AARR) start hating on you :?
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I wish to eat ice cream till I get sick
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Thu May 23, 2019 6:49 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to eat ice cream till I get sick

Granted, but you eat bad ice cream so it's not worth it :o
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I wish to Mrs. AARR will respect my authority
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby Michael » Fri May 24, 2019 8:12 am

AARR wrote:I wish to Mrs. AARR will respect my authority



Granted. But only when it comes to which episode of The Gilmore Girls you will be watching together :roll:
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Mrs AARR was quoted as saying, "Do you want to start at Rory's graduation, or should we go back and watch Season 1 again?" as she humbly allowed her husband, AARR, to lead their family. "Whatever you think is best—I'll submit to your authority on this, even though it's not always easy." :lol:




I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that "ice cream" anymore :(
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Unread postby AARR » Fri May 24, 2019 6:13 pm

Michael wrote:I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that "ice cream" anymore :(

Granted, instead we'll admire the beauty if this lovely lady
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I wish for stability
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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