Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to appreciate Christmas

Granted. But it's too late Ebenezer

You should have listened to the 3 spirits of Christmas



I wish to find a great photo to post on Where is It

[AARR]

I wish to find a great photo to post on Where is It

Granted, but we're going to need a hint


I wish Michael gets an annoying song in his head that won't go away

[Michael]

LOL I love the map! I should post that just so I could see Rodney respond, "Somewhere in North America"

I wish Michael gets an annoying song in his head that won't go away

Granted and it is totally annoying but he posts it here where it then spreads like a virus to you





I wish AARR gets back on track

[AARR]

I wish AARR gets back on track

Granted, but so do all my mental disorders


I wish for more energy

[Michael]

I wish for more energy

Granted. Plenty of energy to tackle Mrs AARR's Honey Do List





I wish to skip ahead a few chapters

[AARR]

I wish to skip ahead a few chapters

Granted, but then your kids miss their daily does of sarcasm


I wish the future was so bright I have to wear sun glasses

[Michael]

I wish the future was so bright I have to wear sun glasses

Granted. You'll need those sunglasses all right

But they don't help




I wish to not be in a hurry

[AARR]

I wish to not be in a hurry

Granted, but then you're too late to prevent this

And Mrs Michael isn't happy with you again

I wish Michael had eight arms

[Michael]

I wish Michael had eight arms

Granted. But he is now worshipped as a deity







I wish for another PSYCH movie

[AARR]

I wish for another PSYCH movie

Granted, but you do a Psych marathon and we don't play Where Is It for a month

I wish for another Naked Gun movie

[Michael]

I wish for another Naked Gun movie

Granted. But it is totally politically correct and needless to say not the least bit funny





I wish I was deep in the heart of Texas

[AARR]

I wish I was deep in the heart of Texas

Granted, but your Texas cowboy hat makes you popular with the Gay Rights people


I wish Michael's kids would come over to my house and shovel my snow

[Michael]

I wish Michael's kids would come over to my house and shovel my snow

Granted. But they do a lousy job

though it is very cute to watch




I wish our snow fort had lasted longer

[AARR]

I wish our snow fort had lasted longer

Granted, it lasts until July


I wish I could find a band aid that sticks

[Michael]

I wish I could find a band aid that sticks

Granted. It is called Duct Tape




I wish to know the secret to AARR's success

[AARR]

I wish to know the secret to AARR's success

Granted, I trick people into believing I'm successful when I'm really a LOSER

I wish to know why no one else plays Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to know why no one else plays Corrupt a Wish

Granted. You want the truth?????







I wish I could handle the truth

[AARR]

I wish I could handle the truth

Granted, but it's ugly


I wish for a user friendly computer

[Michael]

I had my suspicions

I wish for a user friendly computer

Granted. Well it starts out very user friendly anyways




I wish to take a chance

[ns8401]

I had my suspicions

I wish for a user friendly computer

Granted. Well it starts out very user friendly anyways




I wish to take a chance

Granted, Sorry not a winner.

I wish to have my day be over already.