Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish for more irony

Granted, and it's everywhere



I wish for a new Godzilla movie

[Michael]

I wish for a new Godzilla movie

Granted. But It is a "Documentary" made by AlGore

Need I say more?





I wish for less filling AND tastes great

[AARR]

I wish for less filling AND tastes great

Granted, but the combination is explosive



I wish for a clear view

[Michael]

I wish for a clear view

Granted.....A clear view of the dump you moved next to





I wish for a personal trainer

[AARR]

I wish for a personal trainer

Granted, but he weighs 300 lbs and finished last in his class


I wish to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse

[Michael]

I wish to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse

Granted. But the Jehovah's Witness catch you totally by surprise!

You really do have to admire their tenacity







I wish for more grace

[AARR]

I wish for more grace

Granted but you pray for it at mealtime causing you to eat a lot which brings you back to the fitness trainer who weighs 300 lbs


I wish I could post pictures from my phone computer

[Michael]

I wish I could post pictures from my phone computer

Granted. But they are your personal photos from your phone and you quickly regret taking those intimate photos of Mrs AARR and accidentally posting them






I wish to git r done

[AARR]

I wish to git r done

Granted, but this was not the sort of wedding Mrs. Michael was dreaming of



I wish some people had an attention span of longer than a second

[Michael]

I wish some people had an attention span of longer than a second

Granted. But now your boss is on you like a hawk.




I wish to fire my 300 lbs fitness trainer

[AARR]

I wish to fire my 300 lbs fitness trainer

Granted, instead you hire a dietician from McDonald's



I wish for more Super Long Threads activity

[Michael]

I wish for more Super Long Threads activity

Granted. But it is all in the Actual Possibility of New Durand Diamond ACTUAL! thread and the GIF's to annoy us all!!! thread





I wish to know what is in a hot dog

[AARR]

I wish to know what is in a hot dog

Granted, enjoy



I wish to star in a movie where I'm a werewolf and I battle zombies

[Michael]

Well it is good to know that at least nothing goes to waste on the pig

I wish to star in a movie where I'm a werewolf and I battle zombies

Granted. But the movie is directed by Michael Moore so YOU are the villain




I wish to Keep Calm and Carry on

[AARR]

I wish to Keep Calm and Carry on

Granted, but only Sunday mornings



I wish to for wisdom

[Michael]

I'll take it

I wish to for wisdom

Granted. You are now wise enough to know what you should do,,,,,

But still foolish enough to not do it


I wish it was Saturday

[AARR]

I wish it was Saturday

Granted, but it's play football in a dress day



I wish for the health of a young man and the wisdom of an old man

[Michael]

I wish for the health of a young man and the wisdom of an old man

Granted. Now you have the youth and wisdom of Solomon!

But you have 700 wives now....
I said wives. Not girlfriends



I wish the freaks didn't come out at night.....or during the day either

[AARR]

I said wives. Not girlfriends

I wish the freaks didn't come out at night.....or during the day either

Granted, instead they live in your house...and they're your kids (they dress like this everyday)



I wish for claws of the Wolverine

[Michael]

Those were the good old days when they dressed up in costumes all day

I wish for claws of the Wolverine

Granted. You now what the claws of a Wolverine!

And the body of a Wolverine





I wish the check was in the mail