Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish to be bored

Granted, but that's when Mrs Michael puts you to work



I wish to hide from Mrs AARR

[Michael]

I wish to hide from Mrs AARR

Granted. But she is in the mood when you are hiding




I wish to pass the audition

[AARR]

I wish to pass the audition

Granted, but you need a new instrument



I wish to pass the buck

[Michael]

I wish to pass the buck

Granted. You pass them all........

...right over to Mrs AARR who promptly spends them all



I wish to learn to learn to speak Spanish

[AARR]

I wish to learn to learn to speak Spanish

Granted, but you live in Iraq and they don't like diversity



I wish to learn German

[Michael]

I wish to learn German

Granted. You and the rest of the world are forced to under a German Fourth Reich





I wish to be filthy rich

[AARR]

I wish to be filthy rich

Granted, your name is Richard and you haven't bathed in a while



I wish the Godzilla marathon would continue

[Michael]

I wish the Godzilla marathon would continue

Granted. But the show has become preachy and politically correct





I wish for more of the same

[AARR]

I wish for more of the same

Granted, and you find comfort hanging with me and ~Z~



I wish for something different

[Michael]

I wish for something different

Granted

but not to worry




I wish to know why SlyGuy1500, GP9R & Saturnalia started these 3 super long threads and then left AARR and I alone to maintain them

[AARR]

I wish to know why SlyGuy1500, GP9R & Saturnalia started these 3 super long threads and then left AARR and I alone to maintain them

Granted, but we still are left to maintain them on our own



I wish for the powers of Superman

[Michael]

I wish for the powers of Superman

Granted. But you have his weaknesses too





I wish I could remember what I wanted to wish for

[AARR]

I wish I could remember what I wanted to wish for

Granted, but you forget to put your pants on



I wish for happiness

[Michael]

I wish for happiness

Granted.




































I said Granted.













































































No seriously. Granted. That's it





I wish to sleep 8 hours and wake up refreshed

[AARR]

I wish to sleep 8 hours and wake up refreshed

Granted, but you're going to need the extra energy



I wish for more Bloom County cartoons

[Michael]

[I wish for more Bloom County cartoons

Granted. 1 more

Followed by another 25 year hiatus




I wish for more options

[AARR]

I wish for more options

Granted, but there not good options



I wish for better options

[Michael]

I wish for better options

Granted.

But you can't handle that many options





I wish for an extended summer

[AARR]

I wish for better options

Granted. But you can't handle that many options

I wish for an extended summer

Granted, but you're in Alaska



I wish for an end to dancing on commercials

[Michael]

I wish for an end to dancing on commercials

Granted. But they are still as obnoxious as ever





I wish for more irony