Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, they're gone. But then fruit flies evolve to drink blood. Whoops.

I wish my headache would go away.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish my headache would go away.
Granted, but now it hurts somewhere else
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I wish for a vacation
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AARR wrote:I wish for a vacation


Granted. And here is a breakdown of how you spend it
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I wish to get on the AARR fitness program
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Michael wrote:I wish to get on the AARR fitness program
Granted, but the results are less than satisfactory :lol:

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I wish for chocolate cake for finishing first.
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Granted but now each bite you take makes you gain 299lbs.

I wish Railroadfan would be named DRunkfan for one week.
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BerkshireKid wrote:I wish Railroadfan would be named DRunkfan for one week.
Granted, but you accept sobriety and denounce alcohol so you don't post that week and out of principle never return.

I wish for better understanding of Excel
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AARR wrote:I wish for better understanding of Excel
Granted, but when you use it to make this graph of death probability, you're entirely disappointed and never open Excel again.

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I wish for a healthier breakfast.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish for a healthier breakfast.
Granted. Watch this PSA from my youth



I wish to get my pilot license
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Michael wrote:I wish to get my pilot license
Granted, but the only planes are drones. I guess you can remote control a drone and pretend you're a pilot :lol: .


I wish to snorkel in the swamp by our office
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AARR wrote: I wish to snorkel in the swamp by our office
Granted, but the ole snapping turtles don't like you very much...

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I wish to rename Thursday to "day before Friday"
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish to rename Thursday to "day before Friday"
Granted. But Friday has been renamed the "day before Saturday". Further more, the day before the day before yesterday is three days after Saturday. In addition to that.....
Ah forget it

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Michael wrote:I wish Image wasn't everything
Granted, but, it's still something and some people continue to fail
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I wish for no more hating
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AARR wrote:I wish for no more hating
Granted, nuclear war would solve that one! Oh wait, you're dead. Guess it didn't matter anyways.

I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
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AARR wrote:I wish for no more hating
Granted, nuclear war would solve that one! Oh wait, you're dead. Guess it didn't matter anyways.

I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
Granted, instead said professor gives you a surprise comprehensive exam that counts toward 50% of your grade.


I wish my tummy wasn't upset this morning :( .
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AARR wrote:I wish my tummy wasn't upset this morning :( .
Granted. But it is ever other day
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I wish for some fun in the sun
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Michael wrote:I wish for some fun in the sun
Granted, but you and Mrs. Michael don't use sun screen
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I wish to play the fiddle
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AARR wrote:I wish to play the fiddle



Granted....but it is second fiddle
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I wish to turn on, tune in, drop out
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Michael wrote:I wish to turn on, tune in, drop out
Granted, but nothing changes
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I wish I could come up with a catchy little slang phrase
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AARR wrote:I wish I could come up with a catchy little slang phrase

Granted. But someone else takes the credit
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I wish to rinse and repeat
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