Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish for more rain
Granted, and the cats are ready
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I wish asphalt was cooler
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AARR wrote:I wish asphalt was cooler

Granted. It's very cool.......
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actually cold....and a little slippery too



I wish to learn the art of small talk
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Michael wrote:I wish to learn the art of small talk
Granted, but it sends mixed signals
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I wish to reboot
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AARR wrote:I wish to reboot

Granted. You take days to restart
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I wish to jump the shark
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Michael wrote:I wish to jump the shark
Granted, but you don't quite understand what it means...
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I wish new puns would cease
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AARR wrote:I wish new puns would cease
Granted. But the old one keep coming.......
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I wish to be witty and charming
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Granted, but when your trying to use your wit and charm, it comes out creepy...


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I wish truck drivers wouldn't come into my work treating me like their therapist.
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pudgy wrote:I wish truck drivers wouldn't come into my work treating me like their therapist.
Granted, instead they make you teacher of their aerobics class :lol:
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I wish there were more pheasants
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I wish there were more pheasants
Granted...but they become increasingly aggressive as the population rises and they begin attacking humans in retaliation for years of over hunting.

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I wish I could take a train-cation...
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pudgy wrote:I wish I could take a train-cation...

Granted.........
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India was a bad choice....It's a little overbooked :)



I wish I had a bright idea :idea:
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I wish I had a bright idea :idea:
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But a bright idea isn't always in good timing...


I wish the last half hour of work would go faster!
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pudgy wrote:I wish the last half hour of work would go faster!
Granted, you got this figured out
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I wish to know what the phrase "Cats in the Cradle" means?
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I wish to know what the phrase "Cats in the Cradle" means?
Granted. It means you don't have to make any sense in life, that your dad will focus on his job instead of you, but you'll be ok in the long run, and it'll be his loss. Just ask this stoned Conway Twitty:

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I wish the people I work with spoke better english somtimes...
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pudgy wrote:I wish the people I work with spoke better english somtimes...
Granted, but you only understand pig latin :lol:


I wish I owned the Ann Arbor Railroad
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AARR wrote:I wish I owned the Ann Arbor Railroad

Granted. But you find out they have been cooking the books for years and it reality it is worth less than the Reading Railroad in Monopoly
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Oh and the Government comes after you for fines and regulations. They readily admit that you had nothing to do with it but you are a rich white guy and you have to pay.
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I wish for a good bike ride today
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Only 6 more months then 4 years of Billary :lol:
Michael wrote:Granted. But you find out they have been cooking the books for years and it reality it is worth less than the Reading Railroad in Monopoly
Oh and the Government comes after you for fines and regulations. They readily admit that you had nothing to do with it but you are a rich white guy and you have to pay.

I wish for a good bike ride today
Granted, you bike for an hour and never leave a 10' radius :lol:
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I wish to live a charmed life
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I got a 10 mile bike ride in on Saturday.......that is a lot of going in circles :lol:
AARR wrote:I wish to live a charmed life
Granted. You are an 8 year old girl
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I wish to grow my own coffee
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Are you a little dizzy :lol:
Michael wrote:I got a 10 mile bike ride in on Saturday.......that is a lot of going in circles :lol:

I wish to grow my own coffee
Granted, and you don't have to mow your lawn again
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I wish Michael drinks coffee and rides a bike around in circles :lol:
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AARR wrote:]I wish Michael drinks coffee and rides a bike around in circles :lol:

Granted. But the idiot crashes into you and some other railroadfan.com users at the 2nd Annual RR Fan Bike Tour
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I wish to find buried treasure with my metal detector
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I hate when that happens because it's always my fault :lol:
Michael wrote:Granted. But the idiot crashes into you and some other railroadfan.com users at the 2nd Annual RR Fan Bike Tour

I wish to find buried treasure with my metal detector
Granted, but it's a matter of perspective...
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I wish to join this years RRFan Bike Tour
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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